The story revolves around the first day of two new employees at a Pizza Hut in a Minecraft server. The employees start their day by meeting their eccentric manager, Ian, who explains that they will be paid in pizzas instead of money. Their first task is to get rid of the cats in the kitchen, which they manage to do.
As the day progresses, the employees take orders, make pizzas, and deal with various customers, including a couple who are not on a date, a man celebrating his birthday, and a woman who wants a veggie pizza with strawberries. The employees also have to navigate the challenges of being new to the job, including learning how to make pizzas and dealing with difficult customers.
Later, the employees are tasked with delivering pizzas to various customers, including Pierce, who is having a party, and Kauai Chan, who receives a free carpet with his pizza. The deliveries are chaotic, with the employees facing obstacles such as a storm, a boulder, and a customer who is angry because his drink was not included with his pizza.
At the end of the day, the employees return to the Pizza Hut and are paid with pizzas, which they are not happy about. The manager explains that it was stated in the contract, and the employees reluctantly accept their payment in pizzas.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The first Pizza Hut on the Minecraft server has been opened.
2. The narrator starts their first official day at Pizza Hut.
3. The narrator meets their manager, Ian, who explains the job responsibilities.
4. The manager tasks the narrator and their coworker with getting rid of cats in the kitchen.
5. The manager explains that the cats are in the kitchen to catch silverfish.
6. The narrator and their coworker take orders from customers, including a man who orders a cheese pizza and a bacon lovers pizza.
7. The narrator tries to make the delivery experience romantic for the customer, but it backfires.
8. The manager promotes the narrator to temporary assistant manager while they take a break.
9. A customer orders a pizza with all the vegetables, including strawberries.
10. A customer orders 5,000 pizzas for a birthday celebration, but the narrator explains that it's not possible.
11. The narrator and their coworker deliver pizzas to customers, including Pierce, Kauai Chan, and Zane.
12. The narrator and their coworker experience difficulties with the delivery, including a storm and a boulder blocking the road.
13. The narrator and their coworker finally deliver the pizzas to the customers.
14. The manager congratulates the narrator and their coworker on a job well done and offers them a pizza as payment for their work.
15. The narrator and their coworker are upset that they are not being paid in money, but in pizza.