The narrator shares a list of extreme punishments given by parents to their children. These punishments range from taping a child to the wall, shaving a child's head to look like an old man, and publicly shaming children for bad behavior. Some punishments are more creative, such as a mother changing her son's profile picture to make him look older, a father making his daughter wear a shirt with his angry face on it, and a parent putting their child in a medieval contraption and forcing them to listen to music they dislike. The narrator expresses mixed feelings about the punishments, finding some to be acceptable and others to be too harsh.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Tony Hawk taped his child to the wall as a punishment for fighting over video games.
2. A parent shaved their child's head to make them look like an old man as a punishment.
3. A parent made their child wear a sign that says "I'm in trouble" as a punishment.
4. A parent made their child sleep on the patio as a punishment for missing curfew.
5. A child's parent took away their phone privileges until they got a B on another test.
6. A parent left a note for their child Emily, stating that the Tooth Fairy would not leave money for her until she cleaned her room.
7. A parent made their child do chores to earn points to get ungrounded.
8. A parent made their child wear a shirt with their face on it as a punishment for lying.
9. A parent made their child hold a sign that says "I lied to my dad" as a punishment.
10. A parent put their child in a medieval contraption and made them listen to Justin Bieber as a punishment.
11. A parent made their child wear a shirt that says "I smoked pot and watched porn" as a punishment.
12. A parent gave their child an award for cleaning their bathroom and bedroom.
13. A father made his daughter wear short shorts as a punishment for dressing inappropriately.
14. A mother shot her kids' cell phones with a shotgun as a punishment for their disobedience.
15. A father made his daughter engage in a sword fight with him as a punishment for leaving home without permission.
16. A parent made their child wear a sign that displays their poor grades as a punishment.
Note: Some of these "facts" may be based on individual opinions or perspectives, but I have tried to extract the key points as presented in the text.