A script for a comedic video about a zombie apocalypse.
The scene opens with a scientist working on a "big science" potion that might explode. The scientist creates a zombie, which escapes and starts a zombie apocalypse. A police officer tries to stop the zombies, but they are too powerful. The officer tries to use jokes to distract the zombies, but they don't work.
As the apocalypse spreads, the officer meets other survivors who are trying to find a cure for the zombie infection. They discover that the zombies have a weakness - they can be defeated with jokes. The officer and the survivors use this knowledge to fight back against the zombies.
Throughout the video, there are many humorous moments, including a zombie who is trying to eat brains but is having trouble finding any. The officer also has to deal with bureaucratic red tape, including a meeting with the head of the FBI.
In the end, the officer and the survivors are able to defeat the zombies and restore order to the city. The video ends with a joke about why zombies can't be arrested - because they're dead.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The scene starts with someone working on a big science project.
2. The person creates a potion that might explode and could even turn them into a zombie.
3. The potion is tested and it turns people into zombies.
4. The police are called to stop the zombies.
5. The zombies have a weakness: their big toe.
6. A person is trying to cure the zombies with brains and science.
7. The person uses the power of astronomy to stop the zombies.
8. A zombie is asking for acceptance and wants to be green.
9. Police officers are trying to stop the zombies and are wearing blue uniforms.
10. A person is trying to sneak past a zombie by telling a joke.
11. A zombie is guarding a door and won't let anyone pass without telling a zombie joke.
12. A person is watching security cameras to find a zombie.
13. The police are trying to capture a zombie.
14. A person is trying to protect their brain from being eaten by zombies.
15. The scene takes place in a ship where there are zombies and police officers.
16. A person is trying to inspect the ship to make sure there are no zombies.
17. A zombie is found and the police are trying to capture it.
18. A person is trying to get to the med bay to get treated for a zombie bite.
19. A zombie is trying to eat a person's brain.
20. The police are trying to protect the person from the zombie.
21. A person is trying to escape from the zombie.
22. The zombie is trying to get to the person's brain.
23. The police are trying to stop the zombie from escaping.
24. A person is trying to make a deal with the zombie to spare their brain.
25. The zombie is trying to eat the person's brain.
26. The police are trying to capture the zombie.
27. A person is trying to protect their brain from being eaten by the zombie.
28. The scene ends with the police trying to stop the zombie and protect the person's brain.
Note: Some of the facts may be repetitive or similar, but I've tried to extract the most important and distinct points from the text.