The narrator discusses a YouTube channel that features animations based on supposedly true stories. They watch two videos, the first being "I Am Too Pretty" where a girl named Callie talks about how her life has been affected by her beauty, from being entered into baby contests to being catcalled as a child. Callie claims that people only focus on her looks and not her intelligence or interests. She also shares a story about how she tried to fit in with people who only valued her appearance, but eventually realized she didn't want to be objectified.
The narrator is skeptical of the story and thinks it's fake. They also criticize Callie's mom for telling her she doesn't need to go to college because she's pretty.
The second video is "I Was Too Innocent When I Got Into the Top Secret Vampire Society". The narrator is amused by the story of a girl named Sarah who claims to be a vampire and joins a secret society of vampires. Sarah's story involves meeting a group of teens who claim to be vampires and participating in an initiation ritual that involves sleeping in a coffin. However, the ritual turns out to be a scam, and Sarah is rescued by her parents.
The narrator thinks both stories are ridiculous and likely fake, and they poke fun at the absurdity of the situations and the characters' actions.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator is watching a video about a woman who claims she's too pretty.
2. The woman, named Cali, says she's been told she's beautiful since she was a baby.
3. A modeling agent approached Cali's mom when Cali was three years old to ask if she could sign Cali up for modeling.
4. Cali's mom said no, but the attention didn't stop as Cali grew older.
5. Cali started a YouTube channel about robotics when she was 13, but people left comments about her appearance instead of her content.
6. Cali's mom told her she wouldn't need to worry about going to college because she could snag a doctor or lawyer husband.
7. Cali started wearing low-cut tops and flirting with guys who gave her attention.
8. A chaperon at a homecoming dance told Cali she'd violated the dress code and handed her a sweater to cover up.
9. Cali cried uncontrollably after a guy pinched her backside at the dance.
10. The narrator is skeptical of Cali's story and thinks it's fake.
11. The narrator moves on to watch another video about a girl named Sarah who claims she's a vampire.
12. Sarah says she's been fascinated with vampires since she was a kid and has always wanted to be one.
13. Sarah found a group of people online who claim to be vampires and met up with them in a forest.
14. The group leader asked Sarah to spend the night in a coffin as part of her initiation.
15. Sarah realized she wasn't a vampire after all and was scared of the group.
16. Sarah's parents followed her to the meeting and rescued her from the group.
17. The group leader and three others were actually a gang.