A player in the game Minecraft is attempting to get into another player's heavily trapped and protected house. The homeowner, who has been preparing for this moment, has set up various obstacles and traps to prevent the intruder from entering. The intruder, however, is determined and manages to overcome many of the obstacles using items such as wings and a jetpack. Despite the homeowner's best efforts, the intruder gets close to entering the house, but ultimately fails to breach the defenses. The homeowner reflects on the encounter, acknowledging that the intruder was more prepared than expected, but also notes that their defenses were not completely breached. The homeowner vows to come up with new strategies to counter future attempts.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator is playing a game, likely Minecraft, and is showcasing their skills.
2. They have built a house with 10,000% protection from other players.
3. A "noob" has built an earthen box near their house.
4. The narrator has removed the protection from their house for now.
5. The narrator has a jetpack and can fly.
6. The noob is trying to get past the narrator's traps.
7. The narrator has built a labyrinth with traps to prevent the noob from reaching their house.
8. The noob has made it through some of the traps and is getting closer to the house.
9. The narrator has a diamond pickaxe.
10. The narrator has been preparing for this moment for a long time.
11. The noob has eaten a golden apple.
12. The narrator has a bow and is trying to shoot the noob.
13. The noob has taken the narrator's bow.
14. The narrator has a new plan to get into the noob's house.
15. The narrator has been building their current house for over a year.
16. The noob has destroyed the narrator's house.
17. The narrator is preparing a new plan to counteract the noob's moves.
18. The narrator's house has a bunker that the noob did not reach.
Note: Some of the text is difficult to understand due to the use of slang and colloquialisms, but I have tried to extract the most relevant and objective facts.