Martin plans a date night for Townsend with a budget of $10,000, but things quickly take a turn for the worse. Despite his best efforts, the date is filled with mishaps and disappointments, including a meal at home instead of a fancy restaurant, a dip in a freezing lake, and a failed attempt to watch the sunset. The night ends with Townsend being forced to sleep in a small tent in the backyard, which she declares the "worst date night of my entire life."
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Two people are going on a date, Martin and Jill.
2. Martin has $10,000 to spend on the date, while the other person has only $10.
3. The person with $10 decides to take their date to a dollar store to buy food and other items for the date.
4. The person with $10 buys chicken strips, baked beans, and apple pudding for a three-course meal.
5. They also buy a unicorn candle, pink unicorns, and a flower arrangement.
6. The person with $10,000 takes their date to a fancy restaurant on the 35th floor.
7. The person with $10 takes their date to their living room for a meal.
8. The person with $10 serves their date chicken strips, baked beans, and apple pudding.
9. The person with $10,000 takes their date to a sky pool on the 50th floor.
10. The person with $10 takes their date to a lake to watch the sunset.
11. The person with $10,000 takes their date to the top of the Shard to watch the sunset.
12. The person with $10,000 books a room at a hotel for the night.
13. The person with $10 tries to set up a romantic evening in a tent.
14. The person with $10 accidentally locks the pool inside the house, forcing their date to stay in the tent.
15. The date night is described as the "worst date night" of the person's life.