The text appears to be a transcript of a conversation or a comedy show. The speaker shares an anecdote about a time they visited the Palace of Versailles with a boyfriend and got locked in at night after closing time. They describe the experience as magical and romantic, and the audience laughs and applauds throughout the story.
The speaker also talks about their singing abilities, or lack thereof, and claims to have mezzo-soprano training. They joke about not being a technical singer and having a "dull planet voice."
The conversation then shifts to a game of mental agility, where the speaker and the audience have to count how many times a man in a video lifts his left heel. The results are compared, and the speaker jokes about the challenges of the game.
Throughout the transcript, there are many asides, jokes, and humorous comments, suggesting that the conversation is part of a comedic or entertaining program.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker was on tour with a theater company.
2. The speaker was with a colleague from the play in a town.
3. The colleague was making jokes and they were all chatting.
4. The speaker was telling jokes and having fun.
5. It was 11 o'clock at night.
6. The speaker and their colleague were calm and having good vibes.
7. A man was reading something, but the speaker couldn't see what it was.
8. The man was reading in silence until they arrived.
9. The speaker and their colleague had been using a substance that made them feel good.
10. They lost track of time and found out it was late.
11. The speaker and their colleague were in Versailles.
12. They got locked out of the palace because it was closed.
13. They had to call the phones to get someone to let them out.
14. They had to wait an hour for someone to come and open the door.
15. After being let out, they walked around the palace and gardens.
16. They saw the palace of Versailles illuminated from the inside.
17. They went down the stairs of Versailles as if they were Marie Antoinette.
18. The speaker values the experience and considers it a magical anecdote.
19. The speaker has mezzo-soprano training but doesn't consider themselves a technical singer.
20. The speaker enjoys singing and has gone to singing classes.
21. The speaker participated in a game of mental agility.
22. The game involved watching a video and counting how many times a man lifted his left heel.
23. The audience participated in the game by counting along with the speaker.
24. The speaker mentioned a past experience involving mushrooms and Versailles.
25. The experience was considered fun and memorable.