THE FIRST TIME I SMOKED WEED: STORYTIME - Summary

Summary

Tana Mongeau shares the story of the first time she smoked weed, which happened at a high school party when she was a freshman. She wanted to impress a junior named Austin, who was known for being a stoner, and thought that smoking weed would make her look cool. However, she ended up taking a huge hit from a bong, inhaling way too much smoke, and getting extremely high. She experienced intense coughing, vomiting, and anxiety, and thought she was dying. Her friends tried to calm her down, but she eventually called her mom, making up a story about having an allergic reaction to almond milk. Her mom took her home, where she took Benadryl and went to sleep. For two years, her parents thought she was allergic to almonds and almond milk. Tana Mongeau eventually started smoking weed again, but only pretended to do so to maintain her "cooler" image. She also shares that Austin eventually fell for her, but turned out to be a "fuckboy" who broke her heart.

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Here are the key facts extracted from the text:

1. Tana Mongeau was a freshman in high school when she first smoked weed.
2. She was trying to impress a junior named Austin, who was known for being a stoner.
3. Tana decided to smoke weed to fit in and make Austin like her.
4. She attended a party at someone's house, where she was offered a bong hit by Austin.
5. Tana had never smoked weed before and didn't know how to use a bong.
6. She inhaled too much smoke and started coughing and feeling sick.
7. She threw up in front of Austin and then tried to play it cool by saying she was just sick.
8. Tana then hit a joint and started feeling even more high and anxious.
9. She thought she was having an anxiety attack, but in reality, she was just too high.
10. Tana called her mom and told her she was having an allergic reaction to almond milk.
11. Her mom rushed over and took her to get Benadryl.
12. Tana's parents thought she was allergic to almonds and almond milk for two years.
13. Tana eventually started smoking weed again, but only pretended to smoke in front of others.
14. Austin eventually fell for Tana and they had a relationship, despite him thinking she was a stoner.
15. Tana is no longer a fan of Austin and considers him a "fuckboy" who broke her heart.