The provided text appears to be a transcript of a podcast or YouTube video featuring a group of people watching and reacting to the movie "Garfield" (2004) starring Bill Murray. They frequently interrupt the movie with humorous commentary, jokes, and personal anecdotes, often focusing on Garfield's character and the film's perceived flaws.
The group members express their opinions on various aspects of the movie, including the CGI, the plot, and the characters. They also engage in lighthearted banter and tease each other about their comments. At one point, they start providing fake audio descriptive narration for the movie, adding to the comedic tone of the commentary.
Throughout the transcript, the group members frequently reference pop culture, make humorous observations, and poke fun at the movie. They also discuss their personal preferences, such as their crushes on celebrities like Jennifer Love Hewitt. The tone of the commentary is playful, sarcastic, and entertaining, with the group members clearly enjoying themselves as they watch and react to the movie.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Garfield's birthday is June 19th, 1978.
2. The conversation is discussing the movie "Garfield."
3. Bill Murray is mentioned as being in the movie.
4. Jennifer Love Hewitt is mentioned as someone the speaker had a crush on growing up.
5. The speaker mentions that they had a crush on ginger cats growing up.
6. The movie "Benchwarmers" is mentioned as a comparison to the quality of "Garfield."
7. The speaker suggests that the movie would be better if Bill Murray was in a cat costume.
8. The speaker mentions that they hate Tuesdays, similar to Garfield's hatred of Mondays.
9. The British cat is mentioned, and the speaker is concerned about Brexit.
10. The speaker wonders if they are wasting their time watching the movie and realizes their own mortality.
11. The speaker is asked what they would like to eat and is given the option of salmon steak or lasagna.
12. The king is mentioned, and the speaker says that Garfield would look good in a red dress.
13. The speaker jokes about being canceled for saying they hate the cat.
14. Garfield is referred to as a terrorist and a problematic character.
15. The speaker wonders how to solve the case and mentions that Garfield is dying.
16. The speaker jokes about flavor blasting Jennifer Love Hewitt.
17. The speaker says that Garfield died of syphilis in 1767, but this is likely a joke or a mistake since the comic strip Garfield was created in 1978.