The Jade Emperor is speaking to his subordinates about various topics, including the importance of responsibility, following rules, and the power of the collective. He discusses how individuals who become officials often lose touch with their humanity and how the online community can be confusing and filled with nonsense content. He also talks about the importance of respecting the environment and not wasting resources.
The Jade Emperor mentions a story about a grandpa who abuses children and how the stock market is falling. He also discusses the value of bamboo and the importance of collective strength in achieving great things.
Throughout the conversation, the Jade Emperor uses humor and sarcasm to make his points, and he often interrupts himself to make tangential comments or to address his subordinates. The tone of the conversation is informal and conversational, with the Jade Emperor speaking in a folksy and sometimes nonsensical manner.
Overall, the conversation appears to be a comedic and satirical take on the nature of power, bureaucracy, and the online community.
1. The Jade Emperor has the power to make decisions and assign responsibility.
2. The Jade Emperor has a project that has been in the works for centuries.
3. The project is a ship that has been built over time.
4. The ship is now complete and ready to be launched.
5. There are rules to be followed in order to attend the launch.
6. The rules include spacing out, disinfecting hands, and following instructions.
7. Traffic accidents have decreased significantly.
8. The Jade Emperor has the power to control traffic flow.
9. The Jade Emperor has a gift of prophecy.
10. There was a pandemic that affected the world.
11. The pandemic affected people's ability to travel.
12. Travel permits were required to go to certain areas.
13. The Jade Emperor has a system in place for people to apply for travel permits.
14. The system requires people to go to a specific location to apply for the permit.
15. The location is called the "ward".
16. The Jade Emperor has a team of people who help with the application process.
17. The team includes a person named "Miss Dau".
18. The Jade Emperor has a plan to make people do what they want.
19. The plan involves making people think they have a choice.
20. The Jade Emperor believes that people who become officials often forget how to be regular people.
21. The Jade Emperor has a saying that goes "make people do what they want".
22. The Jade Emperor has a system in place to help people survive.
23. The system involves teaching people how to be polite and respectful.
24. The Jade Emperor believes that people should not curse at traffic.
25. The Jade Emperor has a story about a person who was caught in a traffic jam.
26. The person was frustrated and longed for peace.
27. The Jade Emperor has a plan to help people deal with frustration.
28. The plan involves teaching people how to relax and calm down.
29. The Jade Emperor believes that people should focus on their breath.
30. The Jade Emperor has a saying that goes "breathe in, breathe out".
31. The Jade Emperor has a plan to help people deal with challenges.
32. The plan involves teaching people how to be resilient.
33. The Jade Emperor believes that people should learn from their mistakes.
34. The Jade Emperor has a saying that goes "learn from your mistakes".
35. The Jade Emperor has a plan to help people find their purpose.
36. The plan involves teaching people how to listen to their heart.
37. The Jade Emperor believes that people should follow their passion.
38. The Jade Emperor has a saying that goes "follow your passion".
39. The Jade Emperor has a plan to help people find happiness.
40. The plan involves teaching people how to be grateful.
41. The Jade Emperor believes that people should appreciate what they have.
42. The Jade Emperor has a saying that goes "appreciate what you have".
43. The Jade Emperor has a plan to help people find inner peace.
44. The plan involves teaching people how to meditate.
45. The Jade Emperor believes that people should take time to relax.
46. The Jade Emperor has a saying that goes "take time to relax".
47. The Jade Emperor has a plan to help people find their identity.
48. The plan involves teaching people how to be authentic.
49. The Jade Emperor believes that people should be true to themselves.
50. The Jade Emperor has a saying that goes "be true to yourself".