The given text appears to be a script of a satirical take on the popular Indian business reality TV show "Shark Tank." The show, titled "Underworld Shake Tank," features a panel of "sharks" who are presented with various unconventional business ideas by contestants.
The contestants include:
1. A person who proposes a bank for beggars, offering loans based on the location of their begging spots.
2. An individual who has created a "lost room" where people can hide from the police, with a valuation of 100 crores for 0.1% equity.
3. A person who wants to take street cricket to the international market, with a valuation of 500 crores for 5% equity.
4. The founder of "Probo," an opinion trading app that allows users to bet on the outcome of events.
5. A company called "Ula Cap" that offers an escape service for people who need to evade the police, with a valuation of 2 crores for 5% equity.
The sharks are skeptical and often mocking of the contestants' ideas, and the negotiations are filled with humorous and sarcastic remarks. The show appears to be a commentary on the absurdity of some business ideas and the valuation process in the startup world.
1. The show is called "Underworld Shark Tank" where entrepreneurs pitch their business ideas to investors.
2. The first contestant is a bank for beggars called "Bank of Bhikhari Bhai" which provides loans to beggars based on their location.
3. The interest rates for loans vary from Rs. 1 to Rs. 5 depending on the location.
4. The bank also offers insurance to get the beggars out of jail.
5. The beggars will also start accepting UPI transactions from next month.
6. The second contestant has created a "Lost Room" where people can hide from the police.
7. The Lost Room is a van that can be driven around and has a witch inside who can make chapattis.
8. The third contestant is a company called "BGC" which stands for Board of Gully Cricket India.
9. BGC wants to take street cricket to the international market and has created a unique set of rules for the game.
10. The fourth contestant is an opinion trading app called "Probo" where users can buy and sell opinions on various topics.
11. The app offers a bonus of Rs. 2 crores for new users.
12. The fifth contestant is a company called "Ula Cap" which offers a service to help people escape from the police.
13. The company has a network of drivers who know the escape routes and can provide a safe getaway.
14. The sixth contestant is a product that makes children unconscious using natural and environmentally friendly ingredients.
15. The product is called "Kangaroo position" and is marketed as a solution for parents who want to keep their children quiet.
16. The seventh contestant is a company that offers a service to make people invisible.
17. The company has created a special suit that can make people invisible and is marketing it as a solution for people who want to escape from the police.
18. The eighth contestant is a company called "Gabbar" which offers a service to help people escape from the police.
19. The company has a network of drivers who know the escape routes and can provide a safe getaway.
20. The ninth contestant is a company that offers a service to make people unconscious using natural and environmentally friendly ingredients.
21. The product is called "Tulsi, Ashwagandha and scorpion poison" and is marketed as a solution for parents who want to keep their children quiet.
22. The tenth contestant is a company that offers a service to help people escape from the police.
23. The company has a network of drivers who know the escape routes and can provide a safe getaway.
24. The eleventh contestant is a company that offers a service to make people invisible.
25. The company has created a special suit that can make people invisible and is marketing it as a solution for people who want to escape from the police.