The narrator shares stories about his time working at Disney, including an encounter with a young Justin Timberlake on the set of Mickey Mouse Club. He also talks about his rebellious behavior, such as sneaking into the park after hours and riding rides. The narrator becomes fascinated with Vista Way, a restricted area where college program kids live, and tries to find ways to get in. He eventually gets an invitation from a friend and is amazed by the parties and gatherings there.
On his last day of work, the narrator gets his ears pierced to ensure he'll get fired. He's confronted by a manager about his earrings, and he proudly shows them off. The manager tells him to take them out or leave, and the narrator chooses to leave. As he walks out of the park, he's surrounded by hundreds of high school cheerleaders, and he finds the scene surreal.
The narrator never returns to work at Disney, but his experiences and stories become popular online. He claims that his confessional videos opened doors for him, and he'll eventually use his success to rent out Vista Way and invite his followers to experience it for themselves. He also jokes about having Disney managers carry him around on a throne as revenge for his past treatment.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The author worked at Disney World.
2. Before getting the job at Disney, the author visited MGM Studios as part of a live studio audience for an episode of Mickey Mouse Club.
3. The author met Justin Timberlake on the set of Mickey Mouse Club.
4. The author was a cast member at Disney World and worked at the Indiana Jones attraction.
5. The author had a difficult relationship with a manager named Ron.
6. The author met a girl named Amy who worked at Disney and they became friends.
7. The author tried to get into Vista Way, a housing complex for Disney college program participants, but was not allowed in.
8. The author discovered that Vista Way was a popular spot for parties and socializing among Disney employees.
9. The author's last day at Disney was during a national cheerleading competition at the park.
10. The author got his ears pierced on his last day at Disney, which was against company policy.
11. The author was sent home by management and did not return to work.
12. The author created a video called "Disney Confessions" that became popular and opened up new opportunities for him.