The provided text appears to be a transcript of a comedy routine by a Mexican comedian, Franco. He discusses various topics, including:
1. Valentine's Day: Franco criticizes the commercialization of the holiday, but also acknowledges its origins and the story of Saint Valentine.
2. 50 Shades of Grey: He mocks the book and its author, E.L. James, calling it a poorly written novel that is only popular due to its erotic content.
3. His personal life: Franco shares some personal anecdotes, including a gift he received from a fan and his upcoming tour dates.
4. Social media: He mentions that he has been active on social media, sharing updates and interacting with his fans.
5. Upcoming projects: Franco announces that he will be appearing on a TV show and that he has an upcoming interview with Ricardo Osorio.
Throughout the routine, Franco uses humor and sarcasm to poke fun at various topics, often incorporating self-deprecating jokes and witty one-liners.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. February 14 is celebrated as Valentine's Day.
2. Valentine's Day has been celebrated for a long time since 270 AD.
3. The holiday originated from a priest named Valentine.
4. Saint Valentine was a priest who secretly married young girls.
5. Emperor Claudius III forbade marriage for Roman soldiers, leading Valentine to perform secret marriages.
6. The author of 50 Shades of Gray, E.L. James, is a fan of Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series.
7. 50 Shades of Gray is part of the Master of the Universe saga, which was inspired by Twilight.
8. The author mentions that they will be performing in Los Mochis, Sinaloa, on February 20.
9. They will also be performing at the Farallón restaurant in Los Mochis on February 21.
10. Ticket sales for their show in Guadalajara are available at the box office, with limited tickets left.
11. The author will be performing in Ajijic, Jalisco, on February 22 at the Sun and Moon venue.
12. The show in Ajijic will be a matinee, starting at 3 pm.
13. The author plans to celebrate their birthday in April with a show in the State of Morelos.
14. They are also negotiating performances in Jerez, Zacatecas, Celaya, Querétaro, and possibly the DF.