The text appears to be a transcript of a YouTube video or podcast episode where the host shares and discusses bizarre dreams submitted by listeners. The host begins by sharing their own dream, which involves being a mermaid, finding a palace, and encountering a dying baby.
The host then moves on to share other dreams submitted by listeners, including one about a killer on the loose who can attack with a ball of purple paint, and another about a person who is taken hostage by two men and must defend themselves with knives.
The host also shares a dream about a grandmother who turns into Naruto and kills the dreamer, and another about a person who is traumatized by a dream about being robbed and taken hostage.
Throughout the episode, the host provides commentary and reactions to the dreams, and also assigns a homework task to listeners, asking them to share their own stories about bad dates, funny experiences, and tragedies related to Valentine's Day.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator asked their class to share bizarre stories of their dreams.
2. The narrator shares their own dream about being a mermaid and finding a palace in the sea.
3. In the dream, the narrator enters the palace and finds a baby in a crib who is almost dying.
4. The narrator hears a voice in their house and goes down to a kitchen with strange magic potions.
5. The narrator drinks a potion and the town by the sea becomes a city of happy skeletons.
6. The narrator shares another dream about their apartment being invaded by a mob.
7. In this dream, the narrator has a sword and cuts off the legs of a woman who is attacking them.
8. The narrator shares a dream about playing a virtual reality game and experiencing a scene where they have to crouch down.
9. The narrator shares a dream about having a cat that is being attacked by other cats.
10. The narrator shares a dream about being on an operating table and giving birth to a baby through their navel.
11. The baby has no eyes, mouth, nose, or ears and is a "deeply scary thing".
12. The narrator shares a dream about being at school and being told to sell bread by their teacher.
13. The narrator shares a dream about being in the good old west and feeling the urge to pee during a fight.
14. The narrator shares a dream about waking up and realizing they had wet the bed.
15. Igor shares a dream about a killer on the loose who attacks people with a little ball of purple paint.
16. The killer is a naked woman with long blonde hair who pisses on her victims.
17. Igor shares a dream about finding out who the killer is and convincing her to stop her life of crime.
18. The narrator shares a dream about being robbed and having a thief take another 50 reais.
19. The narrator shares a dream about waking up at dawn crying and feeling sick.
20. The narrator shares a dream about being at a dinner with their family when their grandmother gets up and says "the time has come".
21. The grandmother turns into Naruto and kills the narrator.
22. The narrator asks their class to share stories about their bad teeth and dating stories for Valentine's Day.
Note: Some of the text is not included in the extraction as it appears to be a transcription of a video and includes timestamps, filler words, and other irrelevant information.