The text appears to be a script or transcript of a video or audio recording, likely a humorous commentary or review of the animated movie "Despicable Me." The content is lighthearted and comedic, with the speaker poking fun at the movie's plot, characters, and dialogue.
The story follows the main character, Felonius Gru (referred to as "Big" in the script), a supervillain who adopts three girls to help him with his plans. However, he eventually grows attached to the girls and becomes a more caring and responsible parent. Meanwhile, a rival villain named Vector (also known as Victor) tries to steal the moon and outdo Gru.
Throughout the script, the speaker interrupts the narrative to make humorous comments, jokes, and asides, often breaking the fourth wall and addressing the audience directly. The tone is playful and sarcastic, with the speaker frequently expressing mock surprise, annoyance, or amusement at the movie's plot twists and character developments.
The script also includes a brief promotion for the mobile game "Summoners War" and an invitation for viewers to subscribe to the channel and provide feedback. Overall, the content is a lighthearted and entertaining commentary on the movie "Despicable Me," with a focus on humor and wit.
1. A pyramid at Giza has been stolen and replaced with an inflatable replica.
2. The thief is an American.
3. The police have no leads on the case.
4. An RPG game has over 100 million downloads.
5. The game allows players to compose a team of over 1,000 unique monsters.
6. A new villain named Vector has stolen the pyramid.
7. Vector's real name is Victor, and he is a "daddy's boy" who plays the role of a bad guy.
8. Vector's father is wealthy and has financed his son's schemes.
9. Vector's plan is to steal the reduction gun and use it to shrink the moon.
10. Vector adopts three girls from an orphanage to be his child soldiers.
11. The girls, Edith, Agnès, and another, go on a mission to steal cookies for Vector.
12. Vector's engineer, Dr. Nefario, is working on a project to create a rocket to go to the moon.
13. Vector's plan to steal the moon is foiled when the object returns to its original size.
14. Vector ends up alone on the moon.
15. The episode is sponsored by Summoners War.