A man's day spirals out of control after his son, Jeffy, gets a paper cut and he tries to buy Band-Aids but ends up giving his credit card to a homeless man who goes on a massive spending spree. The man tries to cancel his card but the credit card company's employees are on strike. He gets his brother, a computer expert, to hack into the company's system and cancel the card, but not before the homeless man racks up thousands of dollars in charges. The man is left to deal with the aftermath and try to get reimbursed for his expenses.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A person gave their credit card to a homeless guy in Target.
2. The homeless guy was told to buy whatever he wanted before the card was canceled.
3. The credit card company's employees are on strike.
4. The credit card company's website is down for maintenance.
5. The owner of the credit card company admits to paying employees 50 cents an hour.
6. The owner of the credit card company claims to have outsourced to a call center in Thailand.
7. The minimum wage in America is $8 an hour.
8. A person named Jonathan is called to hack into the credit card company's website to cancel the card.
9. Jonathan successfully hacks into the website and cancels the card.
10. Jonathan cannot reverse any of the charges made by the homeless guy.
11. The homeless guy is found outside with a bunch of items purchased with the credit card.
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