The text is a transcript of a comedy show or stand-up routine. The comedian talks about a variety of topics including his recent trip to Portugal, where he visited Lisbon and tried traditional food like pastel de Belém. He also shares stories about his interactions with people, including a girl he met on Instagram who was missing an arm but had a great sense of humor.
The comedian also talks about his experiences on a plane, where he got drunk to sleep, and his visit to a club in Brazil where he was overcharged for vodka. He jokes about the absurdity of some situations and people's reactions to them.
Throughout the routine, the comedian uses humor to poke fun at himself, others, and various social issues, including ignorance, racism, homophobia, and body image. He also shares some of his favorite jokes and one-liners, often using wordplay and sarcasm.
The routine ends with the comedian thanking the audience and promoting his upcoming solo show, which will feature new jokes and material.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is part of a group called "Four Friends" and they have an international audience.
2. They have performed in Portugal, specifically in Porto, and have a large following there.
3. The speaker mentions that they have a large audience, with approximately 3,200 people.
4. They talk about a girl who commented on one of their Instagram posts, saying that they were "showing off".
5. The speaker responded to the girl's comment, and they started a conversation.
6. The girl sent the speaker a message saying that she was "hot" but didn't have an arm.
7. The speaker responded with a joke, saying that they would ask for a "roast chicken without wings".
8. The girl replied, saying that she couldn't send nudes because she only had one arm.
9. The speaker and the girl continued to exchange messages, with the speaker sending her a kiss.
10. The speaker mentions that they went to a club in Brazil and paid R$30 for a dose of vodka.
11. They mention that the owner of the club made a 2500% profit on the sale of the vodka.
12. The speaker talks about their trip to Portugal and how they were scared of spending nine hours on the plane.
13. They mention that they drank a lot on the plane to pass the time.
14. The speaker mentions that they have created a dark humor app.
15. They talk about how people have criticized their jokes, saying that they are absurd.
16. The speaker mentions that they will be performing a solo show in August.
17. They announce that they will be touring and performing a new show, which is different from the one they performed in Portugal.