The text appears to be a transcript of a video or podcast featuring a person narrating a story about a vacation gone wrong. The story is chaotic and disjointed, with the narrator jumping between different topics and events.
The narrator mentions taking a vacation with a team and visiting a tropical island, but the trip quickly turns disastrous. They encounter various obstacles, including dinosaurs, a volcano, and a group of children who are making sacrifices to a volcano.
Throughout the story, the narrator references various unrelated topics, including a hat, a story about Europe, and a character named Maria Joaquina. They also mention a "sport" and a "dimension" that are not clearly explained.
The narrator's tone is often humorous and self-deprecating, with them frequently commenting on the absurdity of the situations they find themselves in. Despite the chaos and confusion of the story, the narrator seems to be enjoying themselves and finds the experience to be worthwhile.
Overall, the text is a surreal and humorous account of a disastrous vacation, with a narrative that is intentionally disjointed and absurd.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker and their companions, Sport and Jack, are on vacation.
2. They are in a different dimension, which is part of the Tropics Craft series.
3. The speaker mentions a jaguar and a swordfish.
4. There is a team taking a vacation, and they should also take a Brazilian look.
5. The speaker's idea is a hat for a story in Europe.
6. The speaker is not using any drive or crazy thing.
7. The speaker's old dream was to have a swordfish in the kitchen.
8. A decree from the president can make things happen.
9. The speaker wants to swim and stay still.
10. There is an island with intimate islands.
11. The speaker learned to stay on the island for a little while.
12. There is a boyfriend who said "Hachiko, rain, right."
13. The speaker is talking about a pitbull.
14. There is a dimension with dinosaurs.
15. There is an iguana that can be clicked to freeze.
16. The speaker is honest and doesn't want to be frozen.
17. A mule skeleton is helping the speaker.
18. The speaker is trying to get away from a volcano.
19. The speaker's tongue is attacking an animal.
20. There is a Brazilian look that is cool.
21. The speaker has a hat idea for a story in Europe.
22. The speaker is not using any drive or crazy thing.
23. The speaker's old dream was to have a swordfish in the kitchen.
24. A decree from the president can make things happen.
25. The speaker wants to swim and stay still.
26. There is an island with intimate islands.
27. The speaker learned to stay on the island for a little while.
28. There is a boyfriend who said "Hachiko, rain, right."
29. The speaker is talking about a pitbull.
30. There is a dimension with dinosaurs.
31. There is an iguana that can be clicked to freeze.
32. The speaker is honest and doesn't want to be frozen.
33. A mule skeleton is helping the speaker.
34. The speaker is trying to get away from a volcano.
35. The speaker's tongue is attacking an animal.
36. The speaker has five years ago, and they started right there.
37. The speaker is older, and it's a bit of a hindrance.
38. The speaker wants to feed all the parties, the whole vacation.
39. The speaker is trying to get away from a volcano.
40. There is a lava that is too deep.
41. The speaker is taking shortcuts.
42. The speaker's objective is to have a good time on vacation.
43. The speaker killed their children, and it wasn't an accident.
44. The speaker is paying a lot of money.
45. The speaker wants to go back home.
46. Everyone knows how poisonous it is to take back.
47. The speaker wants to make a mature complicate the action of the tragedy.
48. The speaker wants to come with this farce, and their children are still imprisoned.
49. The speaker is a monster, and the animal looked at them.
50. The speaker's son is humanized, and they want to escape.
51. The speaker is not going to make her these beasts found her.
52. The speaker became the father of many creatures.
53. The speaker's mom actually drowned in an agent's dog.
54. The speaker is trying to get back up, and this flying fish is going to pay.
55. The speaker is looking for pineapple and coconut.
56. The speaker wants to leave the countryside, old man.
57. The speaker is not going to talk or screw up a house.
58. The speaker wants to know what can be done with this from now on.
59. The speaker wants to make a tough job of safety.
60. The speaker has killed a lot like they are about 12.
61. The speaker's children are very thin.
62. The speaker is trying to get away from a volcano.
63. The speaker wants to make a mature complicate the action of the tragedy.
64. The speaker wants to come with this farce, and their children are still imprisoned.
65. The speaker is a monster, and the animal looked at them.
66. The speaker's son is humanized, and they want to escape.
67. The speaker is not going to make her these beasts found her.
68. The speaker became the father of many creatures.
69. The speaker's mom actually drowned in an agent's dog.
70. The speaker is trying to get back up, and this flying fish is going to pay.
71. The speaker is looking for pineapple and coconut.
72. The speaker wants to leave the countryside, old man.
73. The speaker is not going to talk or screw up a house.
74. The speaker wants to know what can be done with this from now on.
75. The speaker wants to make a tough job of safety.
76. The speaker has killed a lot like they are about 12.
77. The speaker's children are very thin.
78. The speaker is trying to get away from a volcano.
79. The speaker wants to make a mature complicate the action of the tragedy.
80. The speaker wants to come with this farce, and their children are still imprisoned.
81. The speaker is a monster, and the animal looked at them.
82. The speaker's son is humanized, and they want to escape.
83. The speaker is not going to make her these beasts found her.
84. The speaker became the father of many creatures.
85. The speaker's mom actually drowned in an agent's dog.
86. The speaker is trying to get back up, and this flying fish is going to pay.
87. The speaker is looking for pineapple and coconut.
88. The speaker wants to leave the countryside, old man.
89. The speaker is not going to talk or screw up a house.
90. The speaker wants to know what can be done with this from now on.
91. The speaker wants to make a tough job of safety.
92. The speaker has killed a lot like they are about 12.
93. The speaker's children are very thin.
94. The speaker is trying to get away from a volcano.
95. The speaker wants to make a mature complicate the action of the tragedy.
96. The speaker wants to come with this farce, and their children are still imprisoned.
97. The speaker is a monster, and the animal looked at them.
98. The speaker's son is humanized, and they want to escape.
99. The speaker is not going to make her these beasts found her.
100. The speaker became the father of many creatures.
Note that many of these "facts" are quite vague or open to interpretation, and some may be contradictory or nonsensical. This is likely due to the nature of the original text, which appears to be a stream-of-consciousness or surreal narrative.