The provided text appears to be a transcript of a video or livestream featuring a person, likely a content creator or streamer, sharing various stories and experiences with their audience. The content is somewhat disjointed and covers a wide range of topics, including:
* The creator's social life, including meeting new friends and attending parties
* Their experiences with online platforms, such as YouTube, and how it has helped them develop their speaking skills
* A story about a friend who was suffering from constipation and the creator's attempts to help them
* A discussion about a video that was potentially misinterpreted as being about constipation
* The creator's thoughts on their own personality and how others perceive them
* A segment where the creator tastes and reacts to different types of candy
* A preview of upcoming merchandise, including T-shirts with original illustrations
Throughout the transcript, the creator engages in self-deprecating humor, makes lighthearted jokes, and interacts with their audience. The tone is generally casual and conversational.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker made a new friend they think of as a friend, but they don't know how the friend feels about their activities.
2. The speaker was invited to a party where friends get together.
3. The speaker's friend asked if they were Japanese during an interview for a part-time job.
4. The speaker used to work as a voice actor for a vtuber.
5. The speaker wants to talk about an episode where they messed up, but there are some things they can't discuss due to adult circumstances.
6. The speaker's friend was suffering from constipation, and the speaker sent them a video about constipation.
7. The speaker has been involved in an accident and wants to talk about it, but is waiting for the statute of limitations to run out.
8. The speaker's homepage has been renewed, but there was a bug that made it come out really close up on the left side.
9. The speaker has been watching Godzilla and thinks it's funny.
10. The speaker has a sore throat and took their temperature, which was 38 degrees.
11. The speaker ate a marshmallow to try and feel better.
12. The speaker tried a gummy grape and thought it tasted like Chinese food.
13. T-shirts with original illustrations by Mako de Gozaru Pmaru are available.
14. The speaker bought a recorder on Amazon.
15. The speaker went to the movies and bought a cute cup, but only the campers came.
16. The speaker's favorite flavor of ice cream is Top Gun.
Note: Some of the facts are quite trivial, but I've tried to include everything that could be considered a "fact" in the text.