This text appears to be a transcription of a Russian audio or video file, likely a comedy or entertainment program. The content is fragmented and jumps between different scenes, characters, and storylines. However, some recurring themes and characters emerge:
* A boy named Timokha/Timofey is a central character, and he often finds himself in humorous situations.
* There are references to a "super boy" and a "guardian angel" who seem to be connected to Timokha.
* The text also mentions a character named Lyusya, who is a mother and wife, and her family's daily life.
* Other characters, such as a doctor, a dentist, and a mysterious figure known as "Nitro Girl," make appearances throughout the text.
* The program seems to blend elements of comedy, science fiction, and family drama, with a focus on witty dialogue and absurd situations.
Overall, the text is a jumbled collection of scenes and storylines, but it provides a glimpse into the tone and style of the original program.
1. A second-year student came to the class with many tanned girls.
2. The speaker's mother punished them for eating her cauldron.
3. A whale wrote on his blog, "You don't choose your fate."
4. The speaker realized they could become an excellent hooligan.
5. There must be at least one super boy where there is a Kulyakan.
6. Keith calculated that the ratio of hooligans to super boys must be 1000 to one.
7. The speaker knew all the hooligans in their city and was afraid the harmony was broken.
8. The school might be blown up.
9. The speaker's mom told them to eat carrots for good vision.
10. The speaker's dad fell in love with another woman, the dentist.
11. Lucy turned into a robot and started doing everything on time.
12. Lucy even took on a part-time job translating a book about wild parrots.
13. Nadya is a cheerful, cultured person who plays chess and ping-pong.
14. Mikhail went to the North Pole five times.
15. The family had to follow a strict schedule, including doing homework and eating meals on time.
16. Lyusya got a job as a translator for a book about wild parrots.
17. The family had a pet parrot named Marsik.
18. The speaker's dad wanted to buy a dog, but their mom refused.
19. The speaker found an old leash and wanted to train with it.
20. The speaker's mom told them to wipe up puddles if they got a dog.
21. The family went to the bird market, but the speaker didn't want a bird.
22. The speaker's dad wanted to drink water at night.
23. The speaker's mom made a plan for the day, including eating and doing homework.
24. Lyusya had a job as a translator and was very responsible.
25. The family had a baby named Timofey.
26. The speaker's mom told them to stroke the kitten four times a day after meals.
27. Doctor Veniamin gave the speaker advice on how to care for their kitten.
28. The speaker's mom told them to write down everything they did.
29. The family had a robot that did everything on time.
30. Lyusya always did everything on time, including eating and doing homework.
31. The family had a pet named Timokha.
32. The speaker's dad fell in love with the dentist.
33. Lucy turned into a robot and started doing everything on time.
34. The family had to follow a strict schedule, including doing homework and eating meals on time.
35. The speaker's mom told them to eat carrots for good vision.
36. The speaker's dad wanted to buy a dog, but their mom refused.
37. The speaker found an old leash and wanted to train with it.
38. The speaker's mom told them to wipe up puddles if they got a dog.
39. The family went to the bird market, but the speaker didn't want a bird.
40. The speaker's dad wanted to drink water at night.
41. The speaker's mom made a plan for the day, including eating and doing homework.
42. Lyusya had a job as a translator and was very responsible.
43. The family had a baby named Timofey.
44. The speaker's mom told them to stroke the kitten four times a day after meals.
45. Doctor Veniamin gave the speaker advice on how to care for their kitten.
46. The speaker's mom told them to write down everything they did.
47. The family had a robot that did everything on time.
48. Lyusya always did everything on time, including eating and doing homework.
49. The family had a pet named Timokha.
50. The speaker's dad fell in love with the dentist.
51. The speaker went for a walk and saw a gangster's lair.
52. The speaker's mom told them to be careful around dogs.
53. The speaker's dad wanted to buy a dog, but their mom refused.
54. The speaker found an old leash and wanted to train with it.
55. The speaker's mom told them to wipe up puddles if they got a dog.
56. The family went to the bird market, but the speaker didn't want a bird.
57. The speaker's dad wanted to drink water at night.
58. The speaker's mom made a plan for the day, including eating and doing homework.
59. Lyusya had a job as a translator and was very responsible.
60. The family had a baby named Timofey.
61. The speaker's mom told them to stroke the kitten four times a day after meals.
62. Doctor Veniamin gave the speaker advice on how to care for their kitten.
63. The speaker's mom told them to write down everything they did.
64. The family had a robot that did everything on time.
65. Lyusya always did everything on time, including eating and doing homework.
66. The family had a pet named Timokha.
67. The speaker's dad fell in love with the dentist.
68. The speaker went to the bakery to buy bread.
69. The speaker turned into a baton to carry the bread.
70. The speaker was scared and forgot to turn back from Vladik.
71. The speaker bought all sorts of stuff, but couldn't carry it all.
72. The speaker turned into a truck to carry the stuff.
73. The speaker's mom told them not to turn into a truck until they learned the rules of the road.
74. The speaker turned into a crane to lift a load of bricks.
75. The speaker got tired of lifting all the stoves and started lifting small children.
76. The speaker's grandson told them to stop lifting children.
77. The speaker showed their grandson the crane.
78. The speaker took the crane and left.
79. The speaker went to the kitchen and found a cake.
80. The speaker's mom told them to eat the cake.