The text appears to be a script or transcript of a YouTube video where the creator is reading and reacting to various tags from Archive of Our Own (AO3), a fanfiction website. The creator provides humorous commentary on the tags, which range from mundane to bizarre, and occasionally shares personal anecdotes and thoughts on fanfiction, writing, and internet culture. Throughout the video, the creator pokes fun at the tags, themselves, and the AO3 community, all while maintaining a lighthearted and playful tone.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The author reads fan fiction on AO3 (Archive of Our Own).
2. The author has made videos reading author's notes on AO3.
3. AO3 allows writers to add tags to their stories to indicate content.
4. The author has a new keyboard and initially had trouble using it.
5. The author saved up to buy their first gamer desktop at age 14 or 15.
6. The author took their computer to Geek Squad when it malfunctioned.
7. The issue with the computer was a stuck alt button on the keyboard.
8. The author regularly reads fan fiction and watches UFC events.
9. The author has a complicated relationship with the city of Los Angeles.
10. The author has a collection of presidential memorabilia.
11. The author knows about the state of Delaware and its significance to businessmen.
12. The author is not good at committing to things, like their parents with their marriage.