The provided text appears to be a transcript of a prank video or social experiment. The scenario involves a man on a date with a woman, but he is being fed lines and instructions through an earpiece by his friends. They are trying to make the date as awkward and humorous as possible.
The man's friends instruct him to say and do various things, such as ordering vodka, proposing a fake marriage, and playing rock-paper-scissors. The woman seems to be confused and uncomfortable with the situation, but tries to play along.
Throughout the date, the man's friends continue to feed him lines and instructions, making the situation increasingly absurd. Eventually, the woman discovers the earpiece and realizes she is being pranked.
The video ends with the man and his friends revealing the prank and apologizing to the woman. The channel creators ask viewers to subscribe and like their video, and promise to release a second part of the prank.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is on a date with a woman.
2. The date is being filmed for a video.
3. The speaker is wearing an earpiece and is being told what to say by someone else.
4. The woman is not aware that the date is being filmed.
5. The speaker is trying to make the date as awkward as possible.
6. The woman is patient and tries to make the best of the situation.
7. The speaker orders vodka and tries to get the woman to drink it.
8. The woman is hesitant to drink the vodka.
9. The speaker tries to convince the woman to get married to him.
10. The woman is not interested in getting married.
11. The speaker proposes a fictitious marriage to avoid being drafted into the military.
12. The woman is not interested in helping the speaker with his plan.
13. The speaker tries to get the woman to play rock-paper-scissors with him.
14. The woman agrees to play and wins.
15. The speaker congratulates the woman on her win.
16. The speaker asks the woman if she likes to drink vodka on dates.
17. The woman says she doesn't drink vodka on dates.
18. The speaker tries to convince the woman to sing a Ukrainian folk song.
19. The woman refuses to sing.
20. The speaker says he is allergic to manga.
21. The woman is confused by the speaker's statement.
22. The speaker tries to explain his allergy to manga.
23. The woman is still confused.
24. The speaker asks the woman if she has any tattoos.
25. The woman says she doesn't have any tattoos.
26. The speaker tries to convince the woman to get a tattoo of Kiev cutlets.
27. The woman is not interested in getting a tattoo of Kiev cutlets.
28. The speaker tries to get the woman to play a game with him.
29. The woman agrees to play the game.
30. The speaker loses the game and has to pay the bill.
31. The woman is happy that she won the game.
32. The speaker asks the woman if she wants to go to the toilet.
33. The woman says yes and gets up to leave.
34. The speaker tries to convince the woman to stay and talk to him.
35. The woman refuses to stay and leaves the table.
36. The speaker is left alone at the table.
37. The speaker realizes that the date was a disaster.
38. The speaker says he is ashamed and embarrassed by his behavior.
39. The speaker thanks the woman for putting up with him.
40. The speaker says he will post the video of the date online.
41. The speaker asks viewers to subscribe to his channel.
42. The speaker says he will make another video with the woman.
43. The speaker thanks the restaurant for allowing him to film the date.
44. The speaker says he will give the woman a bouquet of flowers.
45. The speaker says he will do another video with the woman if it gets 100,000 likes.