The text appears to be a transcript of a live stream or video where the host reads out messages from their phone, which is blowing up due to an unknown reason. The messages range from spam and nonsense to flirtatious and provocative comments, with some viewers asking the host to notice them or respond to their messages.
Throughout the video, the host engages with some of the messages, responding to comments about their appearance, sharing personal anecdotes, and discussing topics such as fake social media profiles and plastic surgery.
At one point, the host mentions that they have never checked their Instagram direct messages before and discovers a bunch of spam messages. They end the video by asking viewers if they want them to read their Instagram messages next, and the video concludes with a farewell message and music.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is reading out messages from their phone.
2. They mention a girl at their school who they like, but she doesn't know them.
3. Someone claims to have hacked the CIA and not gotten caught.
4. The speaker receives a message from someone claiming to be from Ireland.
5. Someone offers to buy the speaker a meal from McDonald's for $5.
6. The speaker mentions being from New Zealand.
7. Someone claims to have been to Monaco, but the speaker says they've never been there.
8. The speaker talks about wearing onesies and having trouble taking them off.
9. They mention eating cereal out of a bowl made from their hands.
10. The speaker claims to have been hacked by someone.
11. Someone sends the speaker a picture of themselves.
12. The speaker mentions being a gamer and wanting someone to be their gaming partner.
13. Someone claims to have a tattoo on their butt cheek.
14. The speaker talks about choking on food and water.
15. They mention being a fan of street corn.
16. Someone sends the speaker a picture of a car.
17. The speaker claims to have been to an abandoned care home.
18. They mention having a dog named Duncan.
19. Someone offers to take the speaker out for a beer and smash.
20. The speaker claims to have graduated from high school early and attended college early, but dropped out in their second year.
21. They mention wearing Bondi foundation.
22. The speaker says they've never read their Instagram messages before.
Note: Some of these "facts" may be jokes or exaggerations, as the text appears to be a transcript of a humorous video or livestream.