The provided text appears to be a transcript of a conversation or a scene from a movie/play with multiple speakers. The dialogue is fragmented, and it's difficult to follow a clear narrative. However, some key points can be gathered:
* The conversation starts with someone talking about a wedding in Brazil and a person named Armando Pinto.
* The speaker claims to be Tadeu and mentions that they are going to get married, but it's unclear if this is a joke or a serious statement.
* The conversation jumps between different topics, including cooking, hemorrhoids, and clothing.
* Someone mentions that they are getting married, but it's unclear who the couple is or what the circumstances are.
* A father is mentioned, who seems to be a dominant figure, and there's a discussion about someone being afraid of him.
* The conversation becomes even more disjointed, with mentions of a wedding, a church, and a bride.
* Towards the end, a priest is speaking, and it appears that a wedding ceremony is taking place. The priest asks if anyone objects to the marriage, and someone speaks up, claiming that the groom got someone else pregnant.
* The conversation ends with music, applause, and a mention of a production company.
Overall, the transcript seems to be a chaotic and humorous exchange between multiple characters, with a focus on relationships, marriage, and family dynamics.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker started a wedding in Brazil.
2. The wedding took place in a little square called Armando Pinto etival China.
3. The speaker went to the doctor and thinks they suffer from hemorrhoids.
4. The speaker's father has been stabbed seven times and survived.
5. The speaker's father is known as the King of Cangaço.
6. The speaker's father is getting married.
7. The speaker's mother-in-law watches over their son.
8. The speaker is a widower and has a son.
9. The speaker's son is getting married.
10. The speaker's grandson is also getting married.
11. The speaker is the head of the family.
12. The speaker is a sacristan.
13. The priest asks if anyone is against the marriage.
14. The speaker's daughter is pregnant.
15. The speaker is going to marry the bearded woman from the circus.
16. The speaker wants to do a DNA test to confirm the paternity of their son.
17. The speaker mentions Ratinho, a Brazilian TV presenter.
18. The priest's wife is the last one to speak.
19. The speaker mentions a party and a film production.
20. The speaker thanks the audience and ends the conversation.