The text appears to be a transcript of someone playing a survival online game about zombies, providing a detailed commentary of their in-game experiences. The player interacts with other users, faces challenges from zombies, and forms alliances. The transcript ends with the player and their ally encountering hostile players and ultimately meeting unfortunate fates. The tone is humorous and casual throughout, with occasional frustration and excitement.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
**From the first part of the text:**
1. The speaker is playing a survival online game about zombies.
2. The game was created as an April Fools' joke.
3. The player has chosen the color red.
4. The player found a shotgun and an axe as weapons.
5. The player encountered other players in the game.
6. There was a friendly player who got attacked by zombies.
7. The friendly player was saved by the speaker.
8. The speaker was attacked by another player.
9. The speaker killed the attacking player.
10. The speaker expressed a desire for a sniper rifle.
11. The speaker mentioned zombies with red eyes at nighttime.
12. The speaker disliked a particular song playing.
**From the second part of the text:**
13. The speaker emphasized not trusting anyone in the game.
14. The speaker and another player, named Jimmy, formed a team.
15. Jimmy helped the speaker by killing zombies.
16. The speaker called for Jimmy when they got separated.
17. The speaker encountered another player who wanted to be killed.
18. The other player killed Jimmy.
19. The speaker avenged Jimmy's death by killing the other player.
20. Several people died in a dumb way.
Please note that this text contains some offensive language and expressions that have been included for factual accuracy.