The narrator is trapped in a Minecraft prison for 100 days and is determined to escape. They try various methods, including using TNT, disguising themselves as guards, and finding hidden passages. Along the way, they interact with other prisoners and guards, some of whom are helpful, while others hinder their progress. The narrator also receives a cake and a letter from their boyfriend, which provides a brief distraction from their escape efforts. Despite initial failures, the narrator remains optimistic and eventually escapes the prison with the help of their fellow inmates.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker is in a Minecraft prison.
2. The speaker plans to escape from the prison in 100 days.
3. The speaker has a "boom boom" or a big old spoon.
4. The speaker and their friends are pretending to be guards.
5. They have stolen a guard uniform from the laundry.
6. They have a crafting table and are using it to make items to help them escape.
7. The speaker has found a pizza.
8. The speaker has received a cake from their boyfriend.
9. The speaker and their friends are trying to distract the guards.
10. They have started a fight in the courtyard to distract the guards.
11. The speaker has found an Excel key and is trying to grab it.
12. The speaker and their friends are trying to escape through a door.
13. They have encountered dogs, but the speaker knows how to handle them.
14. The speaker has found a ladder gun with only one shot.
15. The speaker has accepted that they may be in prison for a long time, over 500 days.
16. The speaker is determined to find a way out of the prison.