The author creates a tier list of important life events, ranking them from S (best) to F (worst). They include events such as being born (C-tier), getting into a physical altercation (D-tier), losing virginity (C-tier), and getting a pet (A-tier). They also rank less common experiences, like boxing in front of a large crowd (S-tier), joining FaZe Clan (question mark tier), and getting a vasectomy (question mark tier). Other notable rankings include graduating from college (D-tier), getting married (C-tier), finding a soulmate (S-tier), visiting other countries (A-tier), and losing a loved one (E-tier). The author's humorous and relatable commentary accompanies each ranking, making the list entertaining and engaging.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker created a tier list of important life events.
2. Being born is considered a C-tier life event.
3. Getting in a fight is considered a D-tier life event.
4. Getting a pet is considered an A-tier life event.
5. Losing virginity is considered a C-tier life event.
6. Getting 100,000 subscribers on YouTube is considered an A-tier life event.
7. Getting a million subscribers on YouTube is considered a C-tier life event.
8. Graduating from high school is considered a C-tier life event.
9. Getting canceled is considered a D-tier life event.
10. Winning something for the first time is considered an A-tier life event.
11. Getting braces is considered a D-tier life event.
12. Joining FaZe Clan is considered a ?-tier life event (speaker is unsure).
13. Getting a partner is considered a B-tier life event.
14. Graduating from college is considered a D-tier life event.
15. Getting a first haircut alone is considered a D-tier life event.
16. Leveling a warrior in World of Warcraft to level 60 is considered an A-tier life event.
17. Getting sick or injured is considered an E-tier life event.
18. Boxing in front of a large crowd is considered an S-tier life event.
19. Getting a first job is considered an E-tier life event.
20. Stealing something for the first time is considered a D-tier life event.
21. Getting a first kiss is considered a C-tier life event.
22. Vasectomy is considered a ?-tier life event (speaker is unsure).
23. Marriage is considered a C-tier life event.
24. Finding a soulmate is considered an S-tier life event.
25. Visiting other countries is considered an A-tier life event.
26. Coming out of the closet is considered a ?-tier life event (speaker is unsure).
27. Losing a loved one is considered an E-tier life event.
28. Getting a first tattoo is considered a C-tier life event.
29. Drowning for the first time is considered a D-tier life event.