The provided text appears to be a collection of humorous and often sarcastic quotes, essays, and descriptions of student behavior, seemingly from a teacher's perspective. The content covers a wide range of topics, including:
* Students' creative and humorous responses to assignments and tests
* Poorly written essays and grammatical errors
* Inappropriate behavior in class, such as throwing objects, using profanity, and disrespecting the teacher
* Students' personal thoughts and feelings about school, teachers, and their peers
* Amusing anecdotes and stories about student-teacher interactions
* Satirical commentary on the education system and societal norms
The text is presented in a format that resembles a video transcript, with timestamps and occasional music notations. Overall, the content is lighthearted and playful, poking fun at the quirks and challenges of the educational system.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. There are 100 stubborn entries from school notebooks and diaries.
2. The entries are from students in various grades.
3. A teacher assigned an essay on the topic "How I spent the summer" and one student wrote "sex, drugs, and rock and roll."
4. A student asked what awaits us after death and answered that the soul goes either to hell or heaven.
5. A student wrote an essay about a hedgehog who loved to have fun but died in the autumn.
6. A student was asked to find X in a math problem and answered that it is simple.
7. A student was asked to explain why they hit a classmate, Dima, and answered that Dima was laughing at them.
8. A student wrote a sentence about a farmer who sold 2 liters of milk to 9 customers.
9. A student was asked to write a phrase with the words "Gryaznova Taya potatoes soap powder wide Canvas minced hare."
10. A student wrote a letter to their teacher explaining that they were absent from school because they went to the clinic with their mother.
11. A student was asked to describe a picture and wrote that it illustrates the heartlessness of giraffes.
12. A student was asked to write a story about a boy who didn't want to wash himself and all the dirty things ran away from him.
13. A teacher wrote a note to parents asking them to cut their son's hair so that they can look him in the eye.
14. A student was asked to explain why they threw a pencil case at the director.
15. A student wrote a sentence about a hunter and his wife who went shopping and sat down to rest on a bench.
16. A student was asked to write a phrase with the words "Korney Chukovsky Moidodyr."
17. A student wrote a sentence about a teacher who behaved like an animal and gnawed bones.
18. A student was asked to explain why they were late to school and answered that they were drinking the whole lesson.
19. A student was asked to describe a picture and wrote that it shows a teacher who is a vegetarian and does not approve of eating meat.
20. A student wrote a sentence about a classmate who was making obscene gestures with their fingers.
21. A student was asked to explain why they threw bread on the floor and answered that they were hungry.
22. A student was asked to translate a sentence from Ukrainian and answered that it is a difficult language.
23. A student wrote a sentence about a teacher who decided to work part-time as a children's translator.
24. A student was asked to explain why they stood outside the door during the whole lesson and answered that they were waiting for the end of the world.
25. A student wrote a sentence about a teacher who chewed gum during the whole lesson and then hurried to the toilet.
26. A student was asked to explain why they took a fire extinguisher and ran along the corridor with a frying pan and answered that they were bored.
27. A student wrote a sentence about a teacher who filled out a diary and thought too highly of themselves.
28. A student was asked to write a story about a boy who grew up during a break in the technology room.
29. A student wrote a sentence about a teacher who was handsome and watched a video to the end.
Note: These facts are based on the provided text and may not be comprehensive or accurate.