Dahil sa selfie! Magnanakaw, hulog sa BITAG! - Summary

Summary

The provided text appears to be a transcript of an audio or video recording, featuring a mixture of spoken words, music, and possibly background noise. The content is highly fragmented, with numerous unrelated phrases, names, and references to various topics, including:

* Geographical locations (e.g., Panama, London, Berlin, India, and the Philippines)
* People's names (e.g., Rebecca, Kevin, Allen, and Malala)
* Brands and products (e.g., NASA, Nutella, and Apple)
* Music and entertainment (e.g., dance, music, and movies)
* Food and drinks (e.g., pizza, pasta, and wine)
* Current events and news (e.g., police stations, crime, and politics)
* Personal relationships and interactions (e.g., friendships, romance, and family)

The transcript seems to be a jumbled collection of conversations, monologues, or possibly even a scripted dialogue. Without more context, it's challenging to provide a more specific summary or understand the intended meaning or purpose of the recording.

Facts

1. December 14, 2000, is mentioned as a date.
2. December 15, 2018, is mentioned as a date.
3. NASA is mentioned as an organization.
4. Quezon City police station is mentioned as a location.
5. Batangas police station is mentioned as a location.
6. Barangay Ligaya is mentioned as a location.
7. Mauna ala is mentioned as a location.
8. London is mentioned as a location.
9. New Zealand is mentioned as a location.
10. Berlin is mentioned as a location.
11. Nepal is mentioned as a location.
12. Paris is mentioned as a location.
13. America is mentioned as a country.
14. India is mentioned as a country.
15. Philippines is implied as a country due to the mention of Quezon City and Batangas.
16. Hong Kong is mentioned as a location.
17. 2013 is mentioned as a year.