A group of friends, including Chris, Toby, Annette, and Big John, played a penalty shootout game. The objective was to score goals from 35 yards out, with a 5-second time limit. The person who scored the least goals would receive a penalty, which was a kick on the buttocks, also known as "red ass." The friends took turns attempting to score, with Big John acting as the goalkeeper. The game was filled with humor and trash talk, and in the end, Toby emerged as the loser and received the penalty. The friends took turns kicking Toby on the buttocks, with varying degrees of force and accuracy.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The football videos are back after a while.
2. The main participants in the video are Chris MD, Toby, Annette, and Big John.
3. They are playing a game of American penalties.
4. The rules of the game are: start with the ball 35 yards out, get five seconds to get the shot off, and the goalie can come out to narrow the angle down.
5. The forfeit for the person who scores the least goals is to get a red ass.
6. Toby has a small stature.
7. Big John is a tall goalie, wearing size 14 shoes.
8. The game is being played on a cold day.
9. The participants are taking turns shooting penalties.
10. Toby is in the lead, but Big John is trying to catch up.
11. Chris MD is having trouble scoring goals.
12. Annette is not participating in the penalty shootout.
13. The game goes into sudden death, with Chris MD going first.
14. Big John makes a crucial save to level the score.
15. The game ends with a final score, but the exact score is not specified.
16. The participants agree to play another game, but this time for fun, without the forfeit.
17. Big John is declared the winner of the second game.
18. The participants discuss the size of Big John's feet and shoes.
19. Toby is given a red ass as a forfeit for losing the game.