The speaker shares a story about how they would hide marijuana edibles in public places, such as at UFC events and comedy shows, and create a scavenger hunt for people to find them. They would leave clues on Twitter, and when someone found the edibles, they would delete the clues. The speaker enjoyed doing this and felt like Robin Hood, giving people a taste of what it's like to live in California where marijuana is legal.
However, during a comedy show at the Mall of America, the speaker was caught by the mall cops and a state trooper. They had hidden marijuana breath strips in the underwear aisle of a J.Crew store, and someone had reported it. The speaker was questioned by the authorities, but they managed to talk their way out of trouble by explaining that they were just trying to share the experience of living in California with others.
The authorities were lenient, and the speaker was let off with a warning. They realized that they had benefited from "white privilege" in this situation, as they were not punished more severely. The story ends with applause, suggesting that the speaker's actions were seen as humorous and relatable by their audience.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator attended a UFC event and used marijuana edibles to get high.
2. The narrator hid marijuana edibles in various locations, including a men's bathroom sink, to give to fans.
3. The narrator used Twitter to give clues about the location of the hidden edibles.
4. A fan found the edibles in the men's bathroom sink and used them.
5. The narrator repeated this process at a comedy club in Philadelphia, hiding the edibles under a chair.
6. The narrator also hid edibles at the Mall of America, including in an underwear aisle at J.Crew.
7. The narrator was caught by a Mall of America cop and a Minneapolis trooper.
8. The narrator explained to the authorities that they were hiding marijuana edibles to give to fans, not to sell.
9. The authorities found out about the narrator's actions through their Twitter feed, which listed clues about the location of the hidden edibles.
10. The narrator was let off with a warning after apologizing to the manager of J.Crew.
11. The narrator believes that they were treated leniently due to "white privilege."
12. The narrator uses the term "Johnny Appleseed" to describe their actions, as they were giving away marijuana edibles to people.
13. The narrator has been doing this for a while and has hidden marijuana edibles in different areas across the country.
14. The narrator's fans sometimes give them weed on the road.
15. The narrator smoked in a mall with a friend, and a mall cop tried to stop them, but they did not back down.
16. The narrator has a friend who owns a comedy club in Edmonton.
17. The narrator performed at a comedy club in Minneapolis, where they were caught by the authorities.
18. The authorities have their own jail at the Mall of America.