A family's vlog about their day, which starts with the dad realizing that his wife, Britney, has shrunk all his pants while doing the laundry. He and his son, Noah, decide to go on a mission to buy new clothes at the Polaris Fashion Mall. Along the way, they try some unusual food, including cheeseburger egg rolls. The dad also gets a haircut from his friend John. Throughout the vlog, the dad drops hints about an upcoming trip he's taking, but doesn't reveal the destination. The vlog ends with the dad saying goodbye to his children, including his son who is upset that he's leaving, and mentioning that he might miss some vlogs due to his travel schedule.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The narrator has a problem with their clothes being shrunk.
2. The narrator's partner, Britney, has been doing the laundry and is suspected of shrinking the clothes.
3. The narrator needs to buy new clothes because they have a trip planned for the next day.
4. The narrator and their son, Noah, go on a shopping spree to buy new clothes.
5. They visit the Polaris Fashion Mall to buy clothes.
6. The narrator usually buys cheap clothes, often for $20 or less.
7. The narrator has a hair appointment with a stylist named John.
8. The narrator is going on a trip to a place where there is no Facebook, Twitter, or YouTube.
9. The narrator gives a hint about their destination, mentioning that it has the world's largest dam.
10. The narrator is only gone for a short time, but it feels like a long time to their son, Zeus.
11. The narrator loves their son, Zeus, and considers him their best buddy.
12. The narrator has a tradition of filming a prank on Britney, and they share a clip of a prank from the previous day.
13. The narrator spent the whole day at a family event and didn't film it.
14. The narrator is traveling to a very far place with a 20-hour flight.
15. The narrator may miss a few Vlogs due to the travel and time difference.