The provided text appears to be a transcript of a video blog or vlog by Felipe Neto, a Portuguese-speaking YouTuber. In the video, Felipe shares various humorous anecdotes and observations about everyday life, technology, and human behavior.
Some of the topics he discusses include:
1. A person who got their head stuck in an escalator.
2. A man who fell from a dock and got stuck in a hole.
3. A stock employee who caused a massive loss to the company by accidentally knocking over a pillar.
4. A person who bit into a styrofoam fruit, thinking it was real.
5. A sink that fell into a car, with no apparent explanation.
6. Felipe's own experiences with bad luck, including having to restart a plane's entertainment system three times due to a technical issue.
7. An old TV that still works, despite being outdated.
8. A person who got a egg beater stuck in their hair.
Throughout the video, Felipe uses humor and wordplay to engage with his audience and make light of various situations. He also promotes his channel and encourages viewers to subscribe and watch more videos.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is discussing a video about people having bad days.
2. The speaker mentions a new collection will be available in August.
3. The speaker lives in Portugal.
4. The speaker talks about the origins of verbs and words in the Portuguese language.
5. The speaker discusses the word "gurgling" and its meaning.
6. The speaker shares a story about a person who got stuck in a vending machine.
7. The speaker talks about a person who bit into a styrofoam fruit.
8. The speaker discusses the concept of achiasmus.
9. The speaker mentions that they have had bad luck with direct flights, with their screen malfunctioning three times.
10. The speaker talks about an old TV from the time when LCD and plasma TVs were popular.
11. The speaker mentions the different types of TV technologies, including LED, 4K, 8K, and 16K.
12. The speaker talks about a machine for beating eggs in a mixer.
13. The speaker apologizes to their aunt for venting.
14. The speaker mentions that a new collection will be available in the store in August.