This is a collection of anonymous confessions and embarrassing stories about people's Thanksgiving experiences. The stories range from mildly embarrassing to disturbing and include:
* A person who accidentally killed their sister's cat by leaving out a cup of acetone
* A person who put a used tampon in the Thanksgiving turkey
* A person who ate a fried Doberman dog in front of their friends
* A person who shot a possum, cut off its head and tail, and ate its rib with their own skin that they had cut off and boiled
* A person who had a bathroom party with their cousins where they would watch each other use the restroom
* A person who had sex with a guy who turned out to be their uncle
* A person who put poop on a tray of nuts and let them cook in the oven for their family to eat
* A person who ate cat food, worms, and a spider for a bet
* A person who didn't eat their Thanksgiving dinner because they were too busy masturbating while listening to their step-parents having sex
These stories are shocking, disturbing, and often humorous, and they provide a glimpse into the weird and wild world of anonymous confessions.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker recalls a story from fifth grade where they painted their nails, used acetone to clean them, and accidentally left the cup, which their sister's cat drank from and died.
2. The speaker became a vegetarian for a short period of time in early February but ate a whole turkey on Thanksgiving.
3. The speaker's family is Spanish and made a traditional dish on Thanksgiving, but they put a fecal matter on the tray with the nuts and let it cook.
4. The speaker's family stayed at their uncle's house for Thanksgiving, where they only had two spare batteries.
5. The speaker caught their brother fisting a turkey on Thanksgiving.
6. The speaker's family would pass a joint around after praying and before eating on Thanksgiving.
7. The speaker's cousins and they would have "bathroom parties" where they would watch each other use the restroom.
8. The speaker's family would comment on their grandpa's behavior, saying he only slept and yelled at them.
9. The speaker's mom wasn't with their dad anymore, but they weren't divorced, and their mom had a boyfriend.
10. The speaker's friend ate a large zucchini that had been used in a dry-humping game.
11. The speaker's friend brought a fried Doberman to school on Thanksgiving.
12. The speaker shot a possum, cut off its head and tail, and ate it on Thanksgiving.
13. The speaker cut off the top layer of their skin, recorded it, and ate it on Thanksgiving.
14. The speaker's mom cooked a turkey with a used tampon inside, which the whole family ate on Thanksgiving.
15. The speaker's family got a lot of money from a company after they complained about a bad turkey on Thanksgiving.