A film critic shares their list of the 8 worst movies of 2017, in a humorous and sarcastic tone. The movies on the list include an animated film that wastes its potential, a thriller with a good premise but poor execution, a horror movie with too many clichés, a Netflix adaptation that loses its original ideas, a film based on a manga with a poorly executed script, and a Transformers movie that is chaotic and disjointed. The critic also mentions that they respect differing opinions and encourage respectful debate.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a critique of the worst films of 2017.
2. The list of worst films includes eight movies.
3. The first film mentioned is an animation by Mogi.
4. The film "The Circle" is also on the list.
5. The movie "The Awakening" is a horror film with a predictable plot.
6. The film "Death Note" is based on a manga and anime series.
7. "50 Shades" is a romantic drama film that lacks substance.
8. The movie "The Bride" is a horror film with a poor script.
9. The film "Internet" represents the internet and is considered to be a mediocre film.
10. "Transformers: The Last Knight" is an action film with a chaotic plot.
11. The author takes cinema seriously and dislikes films that are poorly made.
12. The author prefers to watch fireworks than explosions in films.
13. The list of worst films is considered to be controversial.
14. The author invites respectful debate with divergent opinions.
Note: Some of the sentences are quite long and convoluted, but I've tried to break them down into shorter, more manageable facts.