The narrator reviews the animated children's film "Titanic: The Legend Goes On", criticizing its poor animation, confusing storyline, and blatant rip-offs of classic cartoon characters. The movie is based on the tragic story of the RMS Titanic, but it's presented in a way that's meant to be comedic and light-hearted, despite the dark and serious subject matter.
The narrator mocks the film's numerous plot holes, poor character development, and awkward dialogue. They also point out the movie's bizarre musical numbers, including a hip-hop song that's anachronistic to the time period.
Throughout the review, the narrator expresses their frustration and disappointment with the film's overall quality and its attempt to make a children's movie out of a tragic event. They conclude by sarcastically thanking the creators for making such a terrible film and encouraging their viewers to avoid it.
The review ends with a plug for the narrator's sponsor, Harry's razors, and an announcement about new merchandise available on their website.
1. The Titanic: The Legend Goes On is an animated children's film released in Italy in the year 2000.
2. The film is based on the infamously tragic story of the RMS Titanic.
3. The film's storyline involves a girl named Angelica who loses her prized locket and a search for it begins.
4. The film features a diverse cast of characters, including anthropomorphic animals, who are mostly based on classic cartoon characters from Disney and Don Bluth.
5. The film includes a musical number featuring a dog rapping in a style of music that won't be invented for some 70 years after the scene ends.
6. The film's plot involves a romance between Angelica and a character named William, who break a window with a wicker chair to escape the sinking ship.
7. Angelica's mother is a character in the film, and she is found by Angelica towards the end of the movie.
8. The film features a twist ending where William is recovered after being presumed dead.
9. The film includes a "where are they now" segment, which is not typical in animated films.
10. There is another Italian animated Titanic film called The Legend of the Titanic, which also features talking mice.