The transcript describes a surreal experience where the narrator's day off, spent playing various video games, leads to a blurring of reality and the virtual world. After a series of in-game-like glitches occur in real life, such as objects behaving erratically and reality seeming to malfunction, the narrator questions their own existence and whether they've become part of the virtual world they were immersed in. The situation escalates as the narrator tries to fix these 'bugs' with actions similar to those used in video games, only to find themselves trapped inside a phone. In an attempt to escape this digital confinement, they consider resetting to factory settings, leaving the outcome uncertain.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator had a day off and spent it playing video games.
2. They played for four hours without a break.
3. During the game, they had an urge to go to the toilet, but couldn't pause the game.
4. They quickly ran to the toilet, finished their business, and ran back to the game.
5. While running, they slipped, fell, and hit the floor.
6. The narrator was shaken and decided to lie down for a while.
7. They stared at the ceiling, and their reflection stared back at them.
8. The narrator's computer started to mix up with reality.
9. They needed to try all the chips and poured another mug of coffee.
10. They got out a chocolate bar, but there was only one slice.
11. The narrator tried to multiply the chocolate bar, but it didn't work.
12. They decided to turn on the music in their head.
13. The music turned off, and they needed to use their virtual capabilities.
14. The narrator's virtual capabilities weren't available, so they dealt with the trash first.
15. They clicked on the bucket, chose to empty it, but it was already empty.
16. The narrator selected things on the sofa, pressed sort, and tried to sort by size, type, and color.
17. The system crashed, and things started to wobble and disappear.
18. The narrator decided to leave the apartment and come back to try and fix the bugs.
19. They went back, went through the texture of the divan, and the sofa became whiter.
20. A notification appeared that the sofa was not answering, and it began to stress the narrator out.
21. The narrator went into the hallway, looked at themselves in the reflection, but it didn't coincide with their actions.
22. The narrator's friend Seryoga came into the room and asked if they saw anything unusual.
23. The narrator told Seryoga about the bugs, and Seryoga listened carefully.
24. Seryoga turned white, and a window appeared on him, but it didn't respond.
25. Everything around started to freeze, including the narrator.
26. The narrator decided to do an alt circuit or task manager to try and fix the problem.
27. The narrator pressed the finish button, and everything around went dark.
28. The narrator woke up, not understanding how much time had passed.
29. The clock also didn't understand how much time had passed.
30. The narrator was completely rested and decided to continue playing.
31. The narrator returned to the console, but it didn't turn on.
32. The narrator connected the joystick to the charger and pressed the button, but the console still didn't turn on.
33. Strange sounds were heard from the next room, and a menu was hanging in the air.
34. The narrator interacted with the things in the closet and chose to iron, sort, or clean.
35. The narrator chose the closet, and it opened, revealing a shirt that shifted strongly.
36. The narrator scrolled through a couple more things and stopped at a white sweatshirt.
37. The narrator pressed the sweatshirt, and it was applied to them using the joystick.
38. The narrator managed everything using the joystick, including the washer and the sink.
39. The narrator started the washer and launched a quick wash at a temperature of 45.
40. The narrator filled the bathroom, and a percentage appeared, showing the fullness.
41. The narrator noticed coffee stains on the sweatshirt and changed back into clothes in a couple of clicks.
42. The narrator opened the refrigerator, and there was a lot of stuff, but almost all the products were black and white.
43. The narrator pressed the colorless cheese, and a die popped up to buy the product.
44. The cheese cost 250 rubles, but the narrator only had 50, so they bought a demo version of the cheese.
45. The narrator ate the cheese with bread and received a notification about the full filling of the bathtub.
46. The narrator came to the bathtub, put the joystick on the washer, and climbed into the bathtub.
47. The washer went into spin mode, and the joystick fell hard on the floor.
48. Boiling water poured out of the tap, and the narrator jumped into the bathtub.
49. The light began to go out, and the curtain was delayed and opened on its own.
50. The narrator got out of the water and picked up the joystick, checking for cracks.
51. The narrator started looking at the joystick for cracks, and everything was fine.
52. The narrator pressed the joystick, and the oven immediately opened, revealing a flower that flew up into the air.
53. The table turned upside down, and the narrator put it back on its feet.
54. The narrator decided not to touch the joystick anymore, but it was too late, and the bugs continued.
55. The narrator's intervention was not required, and something flew into their head, including a brick that flew into their head.
56. The narrator was hurt and decided to get out of there as quickly as possible.
57. The narrator ran to another room, but there was a bathroom there, and they closed the door again.
58. The door opened again, and the narrator was impenetrable, repeating the procedure.
59. The narrator saw a jungle and closed the door, returning to the room.
60. There was fierce chaos in the room, with objects increasing and decreasing in size.
61. The narrator tried to shut down the system, but it didn't work correctly, and they had to dodge a chair.
62. The narrator grabbed the joystick and pressed the shutdown button, but it didn't work.
63. The narrator pressed the square, and water poured on them, and they tried to change the circle or portal to another room.
64. The narrator pressed the cross, and the gravity in the apartment turned off.
65. As soon as the triangle fell to the floor, the joystick disappeared, and the bugs stopped.
66. The narrator exhaled with relief and returned to the living room to put things in order.
67. The narrator was tired and decided to lie down for a little sleep.
68. The narrator woke up, not understanding how much time had passed.
69. The clock also didn't understand how much time had passed, but the narrator was completely rested.
70. The narrator continued to play, saying that such bugs in real life are common.
71. The narrator was stuck on their phone, watching educational videos on YouTube and playing intellectual games.
72. The narrator listened to music with deep meaning and decided it was time to go to bed.
73. The narrator turned on the video in the background, put the phone next to their head, and fell asleep.
74. The narrator had a stupid dream, standing next to a chair and doing nothing.
75. The narrator woke up, and it was already morning on the phone.
76. The narrator looked for videos that started automatically, and their head was buzzing terribly.
77. The narrator turned off the video and went to wash themselves.
78. The narrator looked in the mirror, and a plate showed the charge level.
79. The narrator washed themselves in the media room near the cat.
80. The narrator ate the cat and realized it was very deaf around them.
81. The narrator cleaned the speaker and added volume.
82. The narrator called Seryoga, who answered, and they told him they were now a phone.
83. Seryoga went nuts, and the narrator dropped the call.
84. The narrator decided to figure it all out, went back to the room, and googled what to do if they became a phone.
85. The narrator installed applications on themselves and went to another room.
86. The narrator opened the calculator, added up all the amounts, and set the eggs to boil.
87. The narrator started the timer, sat down on the sofa for 10 minutes, and automatically picked up the phone.
88. The narrator put the phone in a box and threw it on the top shelf.
89. The narrator didn't need the phone anymore and launched a video on YouTube.
90. A text message came from Seryoga, asking what the narrator was doing.
91. The narrator replied that they were going to watch a movie, but the message was auto-replaced.
92. The narrator downloaded a few more movies in high quality, but a notification came out saying their memory was full.
93. The narrator deleted something, but their name, address, and the name of the guy who lived there disappeared.
94. The narrator decided to wash their face again, but everything started to slow down.
95. The narrator laid down, and it was inconvenient.
96. The narrator didn't need to eat eggs, but downloading so many movies hit their memory, and the lags didn't stop.
97. The narrator's charge showed minus 12 percent, and the reminder notification was mixed up in front of their eyes.
98. The time was constantly changing, and the narrator couldn't understand what time it was outside the window.
99. The narrator ran to the bathroom, ran into a new message from Seryoga, and decided to reboot.
100. The narrator closed their eyes for 5 seconds, and the system connection died came out.
101. The narrator disconnected, and everything around disappeared.
102. A minute or ten minutes passed, and the narrator opened their eyes, not knowing where everything around them was.
103. The narrator's eyes hurt, and they started to hurt quickly.
104. The ringtones rang very loudly, and the narrator realized they were inside the phone.
105. The call stopped, and the narrator had to get out somehow.
106. The narrator started looking for a way out and was hammering into the walls.
107. The walls would start giving way, and the narrator opened the settings.
108. The settings menu was already lagging so much that the narrator couldn't close them.
109. The narrator ran to the second floor, and the settings flew after them, throwing them back to the first floor.
110. The procedure was repeated several more times, like a treadmill.
111. The narrator finally got to the second floor and began to look around.
112. They saw a window of their cells and the phone through it, seeing what Romo sees.
113. The narrator took a picture of the corridor as a souvenir and was thrown out again to the first floor.
114. The worst bugs in the narrator's life began, and they were thrown from side to side.
115. The narrator was thrown into some kind of kaleidoscope and realized they weren't dead in the literal sense.
116. A lid flew into the narrator's hands, but they didn't give up easily.
117. The narrator started banging their head against the wall and woke up in their house.
118. The narrator returned to the phone and realized that reality began to beat them again.
119. The narrator decided to reset the settings to factory settings and was asked if they were sure.
120. The narrator confirmed, and the settings were reset.