The video appears to be a vlog that starts with a New Year's celebration aftermath, including a humorous recount of the previous night's events and a mishap involving a dog named Bosley during a basketball game. The vlogger and his friend Brian discuss various topics, from driving complaints to mall visits on New Year's Day. They encounter closed stores, interact with fans, and deal with spilled food. The vlog concludes with the vlogger cooking steak and zucchini for dinner, followed by an unexpected reunion with his friend Dennis, who returns from Arizona earlier than planned. They end the video by preparing to play basketball together.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator woke up with a hangover after a night out with Brian to celebrate New Year's.
2. The narrator and Brian were supposed to go to the mall, but they stayed to watch a football game instead.
3. The mall closed early due to New Year's Day, leaving them with only 15 minutes to shop.
4. The narrator and Brian went to a store that sold hats of every basketball team except the Suns.
5. The narrator does not support pet stores that keep dogs in small cages.
6. The narrator cooked steak and zucchini for dinner.
7. The narrator has a catering service and charges $20,000 to $30,000 per event.
8. The narrator has a 99% chance of getting food poisoning from his food.
9. The narrator received a text from his friend Dennis, who was supposed to be in Arizona for the holidays.
10. Dennis asked the narrator to find his missing key in his apartment and vlog it.
11. The narrator visited Dennis's apartment and found it to be dirty.
12. Dennis surprised the narrator by returning early from Arizona.
13. The narrator and Dennis plan to play basketball together.
14. The narrator respects Dennis for not getting a haircut while in Arizona to avoid cheating on his regular barber.
15. The narrator's merchandise is available for 12 more days.