The transcript appears to be a chaotic and disjointed conversation covering various topics, including gaming, veganism, and personal anecdotes. A character named Norbert is mentioned, who seems to be an aspiring influencer or streamer looking up to an idol named Simone. There are references to vegan chocolate, taxes, and a critique of people trying to become influencers as part of a midlife crisis. The overall tone seems satirical or comedic, possibly from a parody or skit.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Robert is 16 years old.
2. Robert's biggest dream is to be like his idol Simone.
3. Robert wants to be a good person like Simone.
4. The speaker has a vegan brain and does not understand lactose intolerance.
5. 65% of the world's population are lactose intolerant.
6. The speaker is streaming live on YouTube.
7. The speaker has 300 disks but no viewers.
8. The speaker wants to be original and not copy others.
9. The speaker has tried vegan chocolate for the first time.
10. The speaker thinks vegan Nutella tastes like normal Nutella.
11. The speaker received 10,000 euros from Nirvana Vegan.
12. The speaker went to a car market to buy a vehicle.
13. The speaker wants to try new things and be a better person.
14. The speaker is worried about their body and health.
15. The speaker wants to be like their idol and take a photo like them.