A man recounts his experience at an auction, expressing excitement and humor over the high bids for items like Neymar's cap and Pelé's signed shirt. He jests about the wealthy attendees and their spending habits, while also sharing a personal connection to Pelé through his fiancée. The narrative is filled with comedic observations about the auction environment and the man's own bidding attempts.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker attended an auction where items were being sold to raise money for a charity.
2. The speaker bid on a shirt signed by Pelé, but did not win it.
3. The shirt was sold for 700,000 reais.
4. The speaker's fiancée is Pelé's wife's niece.
5. Pelé's wife is Japanese.
6. The speaker met Jimmy Butler, a basketball player, at the auction.
7. The speaker also bid on a trophy won by Lionel Messi, but did not win it.
8. The trophy was sold for 300,000 reais.
9. The speaker met Casemiro, a soccer player, at the auction.
10. The auction was attended by several celebrities, including Neymar.
11. The speaker mentions a documentary about an expedition to see the Titanic.
12. The speaker discusses a theory that the crew of the Titanic faked their own deaths and disappeared to start new lives.
13. The speaker mentions that the Titanic sank to a depth of 4,000 meters.
14. The speaker jokes about wanting to watch the Titanic sinking in person.