The transcript appears to be from a comedy sketch or show where the crew participates in a 'try not to laugh' challenge with various humorous acts and presentations. The crew members perform skits, share analytics in a humorous way, and engage in playful banter, often at each other's expense. The content includes jokes about personal traits, work habits, and mock employee reviews. The overall tone is light-hearted and comedic, designed to entertain an audience.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The crew Gauntlet is an annual event.
2. The event involves crew members trying to make each other laugh.
3. The date of the event is mentioned as January 15, 2009.
4. Lizzy is the channel manager.
5. Lizzy is responsible for uploading videos and analyzing channel metrics.
6. Shane is mentioned as being 31 years old.
7. Amanda is one foot taller than the speaker.
8. The crew is divided into cast and crew members.
9. The speaker is auditioning to join Smosh from the crew.
10. The crew has a complaint box where they can submit complaints about each other.
11. Shane is mentioned as being too loud.
12. The crew receives end-of-year bonuses, but this year's bonus went to Courtney's extensions fund.
13. The crew members receive gifts instead of bonuses, including a forehead extender, a baby bottle, and a ticket to Disney World.
14. The crew members are given humorous gifts and comments about their personalities and quirks.
15. The event is a lighthearted and comedic way for the crew to poke fun at each other.