Simon, a YouTuber, attempts a FIFA draft challenge where the Sidemen, his friends, choose his players by giving random numbers. Despite trying to make the draft entertaining, he struggles with team chemistry and player positions. He expresses frustration with his choices and the gameplay, ultimately losing in the first round. Disappointed, he opens packs as compensation but fails to get any special cards, ending the video on a low note.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The author is doing a draft for a FIFA game.
2. The author has asked their "side men" to choose players for the team.
3. Each side man is given three numbers between 1 and 5 to choose.
4. The author is not allowed to change the players chosen by the side men.
5. The author can choose the formation of the team.
6. The team is made up of Sanchez, Socrates, Toby, Ethan, Vic, Harry, Josh, and Nora.
7. The author is unhappy with the team's performance and blames the side men for their choices.
8. The author is playing against someone named "Dust" in the first round of the tournament.
9. The author loses the first game and is disappointed with the outcome.
10. The author decides to pack one team of the season or one good card to make up for the loss.
11. The author has spent a lot of coins trying to get a special card but has been unsuccessful.
12. The author is considering quitting FIFA videos after this loss.