The transcript appears to be from a show or podcast discussing personal stories and experiences. It includes various segments where individuals share anecdotes about dating mishaps, social encounters, and personal reflections. The stories range from humorous to awkward, with themes of young love, misunderstandings, and social faux pas. The tone is casual and conversational, with an emphasis on sharing and reacting to these personal tales.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The author went to the cinema to watch "How to Train Your Dragon 3" with their boyfriend and his brother and girlfriend.
2. The author's boyfriend bit their tongue while kissing.
3. A person met a guy through a team and went on a date to a Mexican restaurant.
4. The guy talked about his ex and how she liked Mexican food.
5. The guy asked the person to pay the bill, saying his credit card wasn't working.
6. The person paid the bill and then went to the guy's house, where they met his family.
7. The guy suggested playing cards with his family instead of going to his room.
8. The person felt weird and left with a handshake.
9. A person went on a date to the cinema to watch "The Hobbit" trilogy.
10. The person and their date held hands during the movie.
11. The person left their arm on their date's leg and felt a bulge in their pocket.
12. The bulge was their date's phone, which started vibrating with a call from their mother.
13. A person was asked to be a girlfriend by a boy in the 5th grade, but they never spoke again.
14. A person went on a date to a nerdy pub, but the date didn't go well.
15. The person was supposed to meet a girl at a pub, but they forgot and the girl blocked them on social media.
16. The person met a girl through a mutual friend and went on a date, but it didn't go well.
17. The person liked a girl from another school and tried to pursue her, but she only liked him because he wore the same perfume as her ex.
18. The person was left heartbroken and cried a lot.
19. A person went to a girl's house and got a hickey on their neck, which they tried to hide from their mother.
20. The person posted a photo with the girl on social media, and everyone, including teachers, knew that she was the one who gave them the hickey.