The transcript appears to be a commentary on a film, possibly a horror movie, with references to various scenes and characters. The speaker criticizes the film's logic, plot decisions, and character actions, often using humor and sarcasm. They mention specific scenes such as the beginning of the movie, interactions with trucks, and a graveyard shift, as well as broader themes like life after death and the consequences of resurrecting the dead. The commentary also includes personal opinions on the city of Boston, sports references, and critiques of movie clichés. Overall, it seems to be a satirical take on the film's storytelling and production choices.
1. The movie being discussed is a remake of a Stephen King story.
2. The remake is of the movie "Pet Sematary".
3. The original "Pet Sematary" was not considered a classic.
4. The remake was possibly made to make the gore more intense.
5. The movie features a family with two young children.
6. The family moves to a new home with a large yard.
7. The yard is near a road with heavy truck traffic.
8. The family has a cat named Church.
9. Church is killed by a truck.
10. The father, Louis, buries Church in a special burial ground.
11. Church comes back to life, but is different.
12. The family's daughter, Ellie, is killed by a truck.
13. Louis buries Ellie in the same burial ground.
14. Ellie comes back to life, but is also different.
15. The movie features a character named Judge, who has a mysterious past.
16. The movie has a twist ending.
17. The remake was released on Blu-ray.
18. The movie features a character named Victor, who is killed by a truck.
19. The movie features a character named Rachel, who is killed by Ellie.
20. The movie ends with a shot of the family's home, but with a twist.