The transcript appears to be from a comedy show segment called "Try Not to Laugh," featuring various performers engaging in humorous skits and improvisations designed to make each other laugh. The skits include absurd scenarios, physical comedy, and unexpected punchlines, often ending with the sound of a bell signaling the end of each round. The atmosphere is lively, with frequent laughter and cheering from both the performers and the production crew.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A group is cheering.
2. The setting is "Try Not to Laugh."
3. Garrett is guesting on the show.
4. They are shooting on the day of a funeral release.
5. An ice cream skit is performed.
6. A delivery skit involving grandmother's ashes is mentioned.
7. A McDonald's skit is performed with a number three order.
8. A character mentions their mother being run over.
9. A production member calls time.
10. Arasha lies about various things including having 17 children and being a New England Patriots fan.
11. Sia orders 30 pounds of Filet-O-Fish at McDonald's.
12. A character cooks cash for dinner as a joke.
13. A suit stretching attempt is made without success.
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