The transcript appears to be from a comedic or satirical show involving a character named Dmitry Aleksandrovich Bukhankin, who is portrayed as a legendary figure in the fishing world. The show includes various humorous and exaggerated segments about fishing adventures, interactions with a TV presenter, and discussions about fictional fish species and fishing-related injuries. There's also mention of a fishing Olympics and humorous miscommunications due to language barriers. Overall, it seems to be a light-hearted take on fishing culture and television programming.
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1. The speaker mentions a program about a naturalist's travels.
2. The program is hosted by Dmitry Aleksandrovich Bukhankin.
3. Dmitry Aleksandrovich Bukhankin is a legend of the sea.
4. He is also known as the Lord of Lake Shallows and the Lord of River Beds.
5. The speaker claims that he caught a small fish, but a big monster is the midwife.
6. The largest center is mentioned, but it is unclear what it refers to.
7. The speaker talks about a fish that can give advice like everyone else.
8. The program features different types of fish, including the plantain fish and the X-ray fish.
9. The speaker mentions a defibrillator that works and does not spin.
10. The program is filmed in a modest London apartment.
11. The apartment belongs to Dmitry Aleksandrovich Bukhankin.
12. The speaker claims that he is the last of the naturalists from Moscow.
13. The program is about the amazing underwater world and its inhabitants.
14. The speaker mentions that there are only five trillion crucian carp left on the planet.
15. The organization stands for humane fishing.
16. The speaker claims that he caught a fish and let it go.
17. The program is about saving the Ussuri tigers.
18. The speaker mentions that the Olympics are being held in Sochi.
19. The Olympics are for fishing sports.
20. The speaker claims that he invented scuba gear for Jacques Cousteau.
21. The speaker mentions that captain Nemo is not an amphibian man.
22. The speaker claims that he took pity on someone and took them on his round-the-world tour.
23. The speaker mentions that he has three lakes.
24. The speaker claims that he will personally intercede before the Olympic Committee for the reservoirs.
25. The speaker mentions that the prize is only for himself.
26. The speaker claims that he will build a developed network of fishing sports.
27. The speaker mentions that the lake will be shown on the most important channel.
28. The speaker claims that he sent the tape and plot to the nearest kind people.