The text appears to be a critique of a movie, highlighting various logical inconsistencies, unrealistic scenarios, and excessive branding placements. The critic points out the overuse of logos, the implausibility of characters' actions, and the lack of realism in the portrayal of technology and animal behavior. The overall tone suggests frustration with the film's execution and disbelief at the characters' decisions and the film's disregard for logic.
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1. The movie starts with a Sony logo that lasts for 15 seconds.
2. The logo then morphs into a 19-second Columbia logo.
3. The main character, Nancy, is a surfer who travels to a remote Mexican beach.
4. Nancy has a friend named Anna who is not present at the beach.
5. Nancy gets a ride to the beach from a driver named Carlos.
6. Nancy's phone has a clear bag with three sunscreen containers.
7. Nancy's surfboard is a key part of the movie.
8. Nancy has a conversation with two strange men while surfing.
9. Nancy's phone has reception in a remote area.
10. Nancy has a FaceTime call with someone despite having only two bars of signal.
11. Nancy has a sharp object that she uses to defend herself.
12. Nancy is attacked by a shark and loses a significant amount of blood.
13. The shark is not shown to be interested in eating Nancy's surfboard.
14. Nancy uses a GoPro camera to record her surfing.
15. The water level on the rock island where Nancy is stranded does not change much over 20 hours.
16. The shark is shown to be able to swim long distances in a short amount of time.
17. Nancy makes a plan to avoid the shark by swimming through a jellyfish.
18. The plan works, and Nancy is able to escape the shark.
19. The shark is shown to be able to eat a metal buoy.
20. Nancy is rescued by her driver, Carlos.
21. The movie ends with Nancy recovering from her injuries and reconciling with her family.
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