The transcript appears to be from a comedic commentary on various confessions and quirky behaviors shared on an online platform. The speakers discuss several individuals' odd habits, such as pretending to be a goblin at home, sneaking free meals from a Chinese buffet, and other humorous or questionable actions. They also reflect on the concept of 'Goblin core' as a lifestyle, share stories of avoiding embarrassment at school, and comment on the effectiveness of the D.A.R.E program. The tone is light-hearted and humorous throughout the discussion.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A person acts like a goblin around their home once a week as a stress relief.
2. They carry a sack and collect various items from their house, pretending they're trinkets.
3. The individual's neighbors have heard strange noises, which the person fears may be attributed to their goblin-like behavior.
4. There is a lifestyle known as "Goblin core."
5. Someone has been eating at an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet for free for years by sneaking in through the bar.
6. A person pulled a fire alarm at a high school to avoid performing a rap about being a leader.
7. The fire alarm incident occurred in the spring of 2011.
8. A student had to give a speech on drug avoidance for the DARE program despite having already tried drugs.
9. A child used their father's facial razor to shave pubic hair without the parents' knowledge.
10. A person accidentally sat on and killed their pet parrot when they were six years old.
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