The transcript appears to be a conversation between two individuals playing a game, possibly a horror or survival game set in a school environment after hours. They make humorous remarks about their characters, the game's environment, and their in-game actions, which include finding notepads and keys while avoiding a threatening character referred to as the "lunch lady." The tone is light-hearted and includes laughter and banter despite the game's potentially scary setting. The players also reflect on school-related memories and make jokes about various situations they encounter in the game.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Ashley was chosen due to her hairstyle.
2. A character named Jonathan is mentioned.
3. A mention of a lunch lady being fit is made.
4. A character was fat in school.
5. There's a reference to a toilet holding animation.
6. Primark is mentioned in the context of an outfit.
7. A character is described as "hench."
8. There's a reference to short shorts.
9. A jump action is described as useless.
10. The setting involves a school after hours.
11. The characters are in a school post-lockdown.
12. Hallway A and B are mentioned as locations.
13. The time is noted as 10 p.m.
14. A notepad is found, starting some activity.
15. Male toilets are mentioned.
16. A myth about girls' toilets being more sanitary than boys' is discussed.
17. Locker rooms and taking off tops are mentioned.
18. The characters believe they are in America.
19. A character hears laughter and something else unidentified.
20. The lunch lady is described as gross and hired questionably.
21. A key is found in the principal's office.
22. Therapy is suggested for a character.
23. Lunch and ladies are topics of interest for playing the game.
24. The characters plan to pass a science test by finding notes.
25. There's a reference to hiding behind an American flag for protection.
Please note that this is not an exhaustive list of all facts, but rather a selection of notable points from the text provided, excluding opinions and keeping the sentences short as requested.