SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 09 - Summary

Summary

In the video, Kirito is mocked for his reaction to a livestream incident, but the jesting is interrupted by Asuna's urgent arrival. A meeting with Heathcliff, the commander of the Knights of the Blood Oath, leads to Kirito being challenged to join the guild. Despite initially refusing, Kirito finds himself in a duel with Heathcliff. The duel ends abruptly with Kirito's defeat. Later, Kirito is poisoned by Kuradeel but is saved by Asuna, who then kills Kuradeel in self-defense. The video concludes with Kirito and Asuna sharing an intimate moment that is humorously interrupted.

Facts

Here are the key facts extracted from the text:

1. Kirito is speaking to Tiffany, Lizbeth, and others, showing a video of himself.
2. The video shows Kirito upset and shouting, and the others find it amusing.
3. Lizbeth was salvaging items from her shop after Asuna's friend damaged it.
4. Asuna arrives, out of breath, and says the Commander wants to speak with Kirito.
5. Heathcliff, the Commander of the Knights of the Blood Oath, greets Kirito.
6. Kirito had challenged Heathcliff to a duel, which Heathcliff won quickly.
7. Heathcliff invites Kirito to join the Knights of the Blood Oath, but Kirito declines.
8. Heathcliff offers to make a deal with Kirito, but Kirito is not interested.
9. Kirito meets Godfree, a "Roleplayer" who is supposed to lead Kirito and Kuradeel on a training exercise.
10. Kuradeel is a fan of the Laughing Coffin guild and is angry with Kirito for giving them advice that led to their downfall.
11. Kuradeel poisons Kirito and Godfree, and then tries to kill them.
12. Asuna arrives and kills Kuradeel.
13. Kirito and Asuna have a conversation, during which Asuna cries and Kirito teases her.
14. Kirito and Asuna have sex, and Kirito mentions a mysterious person named Rosalia.